Mercury not only retrogrades in Taurus but, by the end of the week, backs into Aries. This means we can insult people and embarrass ourselves in several places at once for the next few weeks. Oh goodie.
(Kanye West has Mercury in Taurus)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Try to delay any major financial decisions if you possibly can. An Aries and their money are soon parted ... especially so now. Your attention will soon shift and focus on highly personal matters. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself in the spotlight glare. First impressions could go as deep as craters. Can you avoid stepping into anything too deep now?
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
You may not be at your social best at this time. Taureans may be impolitic on the first meeting. Try to hang around familiar faces who know you well. Soon, your intuition takes off like a rocket booster that can crash and burn if you are not careful. Keep everything and everyone in perspective. There is no need to bite just because someone barks.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Your best charitable efforts may not have the intended effect now. But take heart Gemini; what seems like a small gesture now eventually blossoms into something strong and impactful. Watch what you say around certain friends. Miscommunication could cause undo stress and missed opportunities. Take a deep breath, cool down and enjoy your own company.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
It’s possible to push the group dynamic off track. Cancers can be inspirational leaders but now have a way of turning a march into a crazy riot. You think that such antics can bring the corporation to its knees. Not at this time. Try not to throw your career off track because things are not exactly the way they should be. Spread good cheer now. Foment rebellion later.
LEOS (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Professional issues heat up to a roaring boil but it is the foolish Leo who snorts while the steam rises. Your point is not well taken by the bosses and it could be used to prod you in the rump. This is not a good career move. Then, as if you didn’t have enough, some of your actions could foul up any legal proceedings. Please rest your case until the summer.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgos should double check travel plans this week. Tickets could go astray and baggage travels to the far reaches of the globe while you’re stuck at the airport. The real test occurs in a couple of weeks when your sexual sizzle could singe. Your actions speak louder and than your words so don’t say a peep while you show ‘em how you really feel.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libras think they know all the sexy moves but they could come in for a surprise. This week throws cold water on a hot time if you allow your crazy thoughts to become pubic displays. Try to forgive and forget. You may begin to contemplate the totality of your relationships beyond sex. Enjoy the simple pleasures and let the complicated details wait.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
The ying/yang of relationships may become too much to disentangle now. Scorpios stir up the embers with a few badly chosen words or blow the whole darn partnership to smithereens if they’re too mouthy. It’s a relief to switch problems and have to deal with miscommunications on the job. Or maybe you can just speak softly and stow the schtick.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians need to be more humble at work if they insist on griping their misguided opinions to all. Keep it to yourself and take things as they come. And remember - This too shall pass. Before you know it your attention will be diverted to your social calendar. Yeah, the party was last week! Oh well, at least you could spend your free time planning the next job assignment.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Your artistic muse has taken time off so don’t try to beat a creative thought out of that blocked mind of yours. Anything artistic or fun will have to wait while you focus on irritating family issues. I’m all for coming clean to relatives but now it’s best to wait until your thoughts match your words. Bide your time and hold your tongue, Capricorn
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Expect static on the chat line. Aquarians are not at the top of their expressive form and should avoid any public speaking now. But wait - no sooner do you get a grip than you have confusion and miscommunication in fiscal matters. The secret is to buy low and sell high, but now you may do the opposite. If it seems to good to be true then you are not reading the fine print.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Don’t try to untangle any knotty home issues if you can now. Pisces cannot win with relatives and cannot plan a home improvement project without wasting time, money and energy. Communications become more problematic as the week progresses. Take a breath and watch what you say. Even better, say nothing at all or only talk to yourself.