ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Take your global plans one step further as the cosmos gives you a platform for your latest and greatest ideas. You also receive a juicy zetz when your urge to merge becomes overwhelming. They say you can’t keep a good Aries down, but I say get down!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taureans are unleashed and fancy footed this week. Enjoy every sexy pursuit with a particular someone. After that, prepare for a larger longer lasting commitment. Will you take a trip to the moon on gossamer wings? Will it be one of those things?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
The secret to your success is found with the help of others this week when your thoughts and actions are closely in sync with a greater movement. Show the world how smart and diplomatic you are, Gemini... and how crafty. Heh heh.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
There is a tiger in your tank, Cancer. So turn on the party juice. You may charge ahead recklessly to make up for any lusty lost time. Good thing. Sometimes you have to break a few plates to get yourself served. Don’t forget to tip well!
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leos are especially sociable now. So seek playmates using your charming allure. Try looking for a mystical connection as much as a physical one. Polish and peer into your crystal ball. You have an extra spark when you find the right match.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
There will be a breath of fresh air infused into family relationships now. Use this time to say what needs to be said and do what needs to be done. Virgos have mouthy courage throughout the week. Don’t spill it out all in one place!
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Are you ready for your close-up? Libras should be prepared to face an adoring crowd now. Try to make the most of this expansive popularity. Your opinions matter so spread your ideas like so much butter before you lose interest and your toasty boasts burn.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpios may be too busy massaging their finances to concentrate on other things. But try to surround yourself with sexy and sexiness and don’t spare the champagne. Too, too soon you’ll give up these earthly delights for more altruistic pursuits. Such fun!
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
How can a poor Sagittarius totally relax with all this feisty energy percolating inside? There are those who you know who know you better than you know yourself. And they want to help you find your core. So stop saying no and start saying heck yes!
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
If you feel particularly psychic send a few telepathic messages out into the cosmos. Capricorns must get involved in great charitable causes now when even half-hearted efforts produce ample results. But if I know you, there will never be any half-hearted efforts!
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarians are surrounded by good friends. You can become the irresistible leader of the pack now. Let the jolly times roll while you can enjoy a range of fun activities. But expect a bit of heat and havoc in your career next week. Ready for a revolution?
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Work now, party hearty later Pisces. You need to get to the bottom of the intrigue in your career. Are you on the right track? If so, take it to the limit. If you’d rather quit the rat race, plan your getaway. But check with your financial advisor first...
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