Madam Lichtenstein's Cosmic World

Horoscope for 2010, Month of January 2010 and Week of December 28, 2009

According to my calculations, 2010 could be the year of emotional enlightenment. Expansive Jupiter joins shocking Uranus in sensitive Pisces while Pluto sulks in Capricorn. Errr, of course it could also be an overly emotional, tempestuous year of way too much drama. In other words, if you decide to walk on eggs, don’t wear cleats.

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(Roger Moore has Uranus in Pisces)

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
2010 can bring you personal enlightenment, should you  seek it. Secrets float to the surface and can be defused. Lucky breaks occur when you least expect them. So go with the cosmic flow and see how the gods can help you. Of course if you are a reckless, feckless Ram with a personal agenda to push, you may find that your plans are upended. What will it be?

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
You gain great insights from friends and associations throughout 2010. Don’t sit on your high horse and be aloof. Reach out to your base and expand the playing field. Be available and  ready to help out a pal in need. There will be a few of those who cross your path now. Before you know it you could be elected Most Popular. Ah but how much will that cost?

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Career prospects expand and may get out of control all through 2010. But maybe that is a good thing? All the efforts that you have put into managing your career path can come to fruition. Twins who have been seeking new employment may now receive an overabundance of opportunities. How to choose? How to choose? We should all be so lucky!

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
2010 could be a year of adventure and travel for you. Crabs have itchy claws and are ready to scratch them. Do so and expand your global outreach. You will expand your list of contacts and can even form new, solid partnerships. Building bridges and strong connections should take precedence over other projects now. Doing so helps all the other things.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
My advice for you in 2010 is to get to the root of any long term festering problem and solve it. Fearlessly unearth your worst gremlins and in doing so, destroy them. This will revitalize you and make you feel more robust, sexy and more in charge of your life. Lions who take calculated risks stand to profit both psychologically and monetarily. Buy your kingdom.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Relationships of all kinds will be highlighted through 2010. Virgins who are in a partnership may experience some surprises and bursts of luck. Those seeking their special connection will be amazed at who they attract and who attracts them. Will you commit yourself to a long term arrangement after all is said and done? If so, it is not rare. It is well done.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
2010 may prove to be one of your most active and accomplished years ever. Not only will you be inspired to improve your health regime through increased exercise, you will also be especially productive at work. “A less than enthusiastic hooray”, you think. But this increased productivity will pay off in numerous, perhaps even relaxing ways. When I think of one I will tell you.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorps will be inspired all through 2010. This creative  and expansive energy will manifest in various forms. And you will become your own press agent about it. Even if you can’t paint, you will find ways to mine the artist in you through other “art forms”  such as food or drink. Bathtub size cocktails anyone? Watch out for those little drink umbrellas...

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Your home life can undergo dramatic change and transformation in 2010. Archers who plan to redecorate or renovate their space find that their best laid plans could change dramatically - often for the better. Family relationships also undergo shifts. Are you prepared to do what needs to be done to get everyone in accord? If not, meet them halfway.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
2010 will be a very expressive year for you. You are on the verge of a breakthrough. Don’t be shy - Share your theories with the world. Not only can you find compelling ways to present your ideas, you can become a good listener and interpreter of the needs of others. You control both the medium and the message. Bottle and sell your oil for a universal massage.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Can you gain control of your finances in 2010? That depends on how you adjust your priorities. The fact is, Aquarius, you love to lavish lovers with all sorts of little and not-so-little trinkets. But reining in some of your excesses is advisable for your future security. Remember - Money cannot buy love. It can only buy torrid lust. Ah, on second thought....

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Years from now, Pisces will look upon 2010 as the year that they got really their act together. This can be the year that you  successfully plant the seeds for future, profitable projects; The year that you meet the important people who will guide you; the year you structure your personal brand. Take yourself to the next step. Simon says giant steps, not baby steps.

(c) 2009 THE STARRY EYE, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Lichtenstein is the author of the best selling astrology book “HerScopes ”,now in its seventh printing.

The Jewish Zodiac. Oy!

Have you heard of the Chinese zodiac where there is a sign a year? (And you can start my Chinese horoscope countdown here) Well there appears to be a school of Jewish Astrology with a sign a year too. Here is the story behind the Jewish Zodiac:

I was sitting at a Chinese restaurant, waiting for my Moo Goo Gai Pan and reading the Chinese Zodiac placemat that served as my table setting. You know - "Year Of The Dragon" and "Year Of The Ox" – the kitschy red and gold placemat with a few sentences describing the personal characteristics of each specific animal sign. And I thought to myself - being the good rabbi’s son that I am - "Jews love Chinese food. Why isn't there a Jewish Zodiac?" But what would a Jewish Zodiac be? It wouldn't be 'Year Of The Dragon' or 'Year Of The Ox,' it would be 'Year Of The Bagel' and 'Year Of The Lox.' It would be deli food!

And thus "The Jewish Zodiac" was born. Is The Jewish Zodiac for real? No, it's for fun! So have a laugh and enjoy. And remember, you don't have to be Jewish to believe in The Jewish Zodiac.

Believer or not, I decided to find out my "sign" It seems that I am born in the Year of the Lox, which as a true Sagittarian, does not fit me at all. Oh well, what can you do?:

The Sign of the LOX
Thin and rich, you're very high maintenance: all you want to do is bask in the heat getting some color. Consider retiring to Boca. Compatible with Bagel and Schmear although you top them both.

There is also the year of the Latkas, Bagel, Schmear, Knish, Black & White (it is a cookie and very yummy), Chopped Liver, Chicken Soup, Blintz, Egg Cream, Pastrami and Pickle. Are we getting cosmically  hungry....?

I am always trying to figure out something new (nu?) to give for the holidays so maybe a nice Jewish astrology T-Shirt is just the thing?

Welcome the Astrology Sign of Capricorn

On December 22, 2009 the Sun enters the zodiac sign of Capricorn the Mountain Goat and welcomes a 30 day period of careful, conservative thinking and actions. Capricorns are considered to be very elegant and status conscious. They have exquisite taste and have enough political acumen in their chosen careers to make it to the top of any profession they want.

(Orlando Bloom has Sun in Capricorn)

Capricorns are considered to be pessimists because they always tend to see life in terms of challenges that need to be overcome. But it is this careful thinking that actually helps them achieve their goals ... and beautifully. Astrologers say that Capricorns start off badly but end up better than everyone. Tough childhoods filled with loneliness or need that end up, through trial and tribulation to a rich, comfortable and successful life. The Mountain Goat archetype is apt: they crawl up the side of craggy mountains in the rain and snow, eating weeds and shrubs along the way and slowly but surely reaching the pinnacle. That defines your life, Capricorn.

Capricorns tend to marry later in life or to someone much older or more established (and, ahem, wealthier) than they are. Always with an eye towards building foundations and strong structures, their homes are solid and show good, rich taste. They buy the best and they can usually afford it. But they are not spendthrifts - they wring every penny out of every dollar. And why not? It was hard to earn! More corporate leaders are Capricorns and we should not be surprised.

Famous folks with Sun in Capricorn are:

Naomi Judd

Dolly Parton

Orlando Bloom

Mary Tyler Moore

Patti Smith

Nostradamus

If you are born under the astrology sign of Capricorn (December 22- January 20) or if you want to keep tabs on a certain Capricorn in your life, read Sydney Omarr's Day-By-Day Astrological Guide for the Year 2010: Capricorn (Sydney Omarr's Day By Day Astrological Guide for Capricorn)

Felissa Rose - Mercury and Mars Retrograde Winter 2009-2010

Guest blogger and extraordinary astrologer Felissa Rose writes about the upcoming Mars and Mercury retrogrades. You can contact Felissa with questions through her website.

 

MERCURY AND MARS RETROGRADE WINTER 2009-2010

 

For the last time in 2009 and the first time in 2010 Mercury will be retrograde.Starting on December 26,2009 at 9:39 am EST and ending on January 15, 2010 at 11:53 am EST the retrograde begins in 21 degrees 45 minutes of Capricorn and ends at 5 degrees 35 minutes of Capricorn.

Mercury rules the comprehension and communication of thoughts and ideas. Capricorn is the sign of structure and Mercury’s retrograde in this sign can make it difficult to organize one’s plans and concepts. Business is governed by Capricorn so it could be slow going getting things in gear after the holidays. It’s a good period to take time off and get away from winter. One difficulty might be making travel connections as Mercury and Mars retrograde often portends delays through weather or mechanical troubles. Give yourself extra time and forget about deadlines. You’ll have a much better time unless you have to sleep in the airport.

Mercury will next be retrograde from April 18, 2010 until May 11,2010.

Mars, ruler of action and activity, will be going retrograde on December 20, 2009 at 8:27 am EST in 19 degrees 41 minutes in Leo. It goes direct on March 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm EDT at 0 degrees 17 minutes in Leo.

Retrograde energy tends to internalize and slow things down. Mars is not comfortable doing this and wants to take action and do it now. Thinking before acting would be a good model for a Mars retrograde period. It’s going to take longer to accomplish what one wants so use that extra time to cross the t’s and dot the I’s.

When Mars is retrograde the part of the body the sign it’s moving through tends to be stressed. Leo rules the heart, back and, along with Aquarius, the spine. Take it easy shoveling snow. You might not want to wait to see a chiropractor or body worker because you have to but because you want to. Treating yourself or someone to a massage would be a wonderful gift for somebody close or for yourself.

Internalizing Mars along with a slower pace can bring frustration and lead to anger. If it is not dealt with the heart can be affected either emotionally or physically. So don’t use a retrograde Mars as an excuse to stop exercising or even more importantly not communicate your feelings. If started while Mars is retrograde however, a new exercise regime is likely to be altered significantly or stopped after it goes direct.

Make your plans and figure out your strategy during this double retrograde period and be open to making alterations and initiating them when Mercury and Mars are both no longer retrograde.

Surgery and the instruments used for it are ruled by Mars. Elective surgery should be put off until the planet goes direct in motion. Non-essential medical testing related to the heart, back or spine should also be put off or if it has to be done recheck it when Mars goes direct in motion.

Mars rules construction, tools, physical energy and motion. Individuals are less likely to initiate action during a Mars retrograde period. It’s an unpropitious time for any type of building or remodeling. Those projects continuing through this period will proceed more slowly and need additional work when Mars is no longer retrograde.

Leo is the sign of love and romance. The pace of any relationship initiated during or before this period can be slower during the Mars retrograde and pick up steam once it goes direct.

Although it might seem like a long period of time Mars only goes retrograde every two years. The next one is from January 23, 2012 to April 13, 2012.

Happy Holiday - And an Insight into 2010

Dear Friends,

Thank you for visiting Madam Lichtenstein's Cosmic World blog. I want to wish everyone a very happy holiday - no matter how you celebrate the season.

Here is a link to a special e-card.

Best,

Madam Lichtenstein