(John Cleese has Sun in Scorpio)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Do you feel liberated and feisty, Aries? Sexual heat is turned up high so set the oven on broil and see who cooks. But be discerning in your choice of lovers. Rushing in with an ill conceived choice turns into the date from hell. Try to take the slow and cautious route, at least initially. There is time to speed ahead once you have a chance to look at the condition of the road.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Life centers around relationships. Taureans ache for a special mate and this is the week to connect with someone very special. Remember though that your unbridled passion may overshadow your good common sense. Don’t let your yearning to be in a committed relationship lead you down a primrose path. All give and no take makes a friendly Bull a schmiel.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Work goes much easier this week. Even onerous tasks go more smoothly. Be careful of climbing on that organizational treadmill unprepared, Gemini. You easily and unknowingly can accelerate your speed from a cocky jaunt to a mad dash. Also avoid overdoing it in the exercise department. You could overwork the wrong body part and pull a muscle..... ahem.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancers can tap into their artistic muse or hop on the train to Party Central. But hop on carefully. Your enthusiasm and pushiness can toss you off at the next station. It would be a shame to trudge back home with your tail between your legs. However, if you approach fun things in life with a moderate outlook, who knows where your tail will wind up?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Give more attention to your home life. Leos can plan a redecoration or renovation now when confidence and satisfaction is high. But how much can you handle at once? A minor home project could turn major. Knock down a wall and the ceiling could crash. This also goes for any latent family issues. Hold off on tete a tetes until you have carefully thought it out.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgos find that their words have uncontrollable power and frankness this week. This energy is so unbridled you’ll find that while you get your point across, it will be more like hitting someone with an anvil rather than your usual diplomatic feather duster. Heck, don’t be afraid to stir up some dust and be sure not to sweep anything under the rug.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Think your finances are under control? Think again Libra! You may behave like a crazy spendthrift wreaking jolly havoc with even the best laid balance sheet. Of course with a little forethought you can win most of the time. Don’t risk more than you can comfortably afford to lose but also keep in mind that life is too short to skimp. Opportunity knocks.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Get out into the center of all of the attention and make a name for yourself, Scorpio. However what will that name be? Avoid rushing into new things or exacting change just for the sake of change. If you plan carefully and ask for help, your new projects of today will become important monuments tomorrow. Build on solid ground and not shifting sand.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians cannot keep a secret now if they tried. And I suspect that you are not trying very hard anyway. Be ready to create a rumble. The volcanic change you yourself create may make you feel a little wobbly at first. But you soon regain your sea legs and set sail in the vast ocean of opportunity. Pile up those good karma points with some charitable efforts.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorns find comfort and conviviality among good pals and affirming social groups. Your personal goals are now in sync with the group dynamic. But can you have too much of a good thing? You may jump into social circles that become engulfing whirlpools. Maybe it’s time to reassess your position. Is it time to strike a new pose? How about prone?
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
You have an amazing opportunity to demand your professional due rewards. But weigh your words carefully before you bleat, Aquarius. It would be a shame to get noticed by the big bosses for being an carp rather than a big catch. Your perceptive insights can shake up the landscape. Who knows; you could wind up on top of the heap. Err, but which heap...?
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisceans can take on the world this week. But be careful not to bite off more than you can chew, tempting though it may be. You may be too too much for some folks as your cherry bombs turn into nuclear explosions. It’s fine to want to change the global landscape but avoid a scorched earth policy. It would involve way too much clean-up.