You know times are tough when those Nigerain online scammers need a little spiritual new age help.
You know who I mean - they are the ones who need your help in retrieving hundreds of millions of dollars sitting and stuck in some foreign bank. Please send your banking information, your social security and maybe some processing cash to expedite things.
In fact business is so bad for these rogues that they are relying on voodoo to keep the suckers coming. In good months, one scammer says he can make $60,000, but in these tough times, he is relying on voodoo - particluarly a scam boosting concoction from a nearby witch doctor that guarantees to keep the saps flowing. A $300 powder supposedly helps scammers "speak with authority" when demanding payment. A powder, rubbed on the face, reportedly makes victums viewing the scammer through webcams powerless to say no.
"No matter what, they will pay" says a scammer powder devotee. In addition, for those ramance scammers - the ones who pretend to be a single, beautiful woman seeking love and marriage ... for a little money, there is a love charm you can use - a live, magical tortoise that you can wear around your neck.
I think I will develop potions to sell to the scammers. I'll start here - Charms, Spells, and Formulas
What do you think?