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The Scariest Haunted House Ever?

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How many times do we hear that there is a haunted house that is so scary that no one has ever completed their visit of it. Where is this house? According to Snopes, this extremely haunted house is everywhere ... and nowhere.

The upshot is that there are some houses that are reputed to be very scary, like one in Austin Texas, but haunted houses that go to the extreme have also been cited in Ohio, Kentucky, Detroit - take your pick. But none seem to be unconquerable - that is, if you decide to go through the entire house, it is possible. Just pack your nerves of steel!

October 30, 2009 in Ghosts and Spirits, That's Entertainment! | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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Halloween Best Seller Books - A Suggested Reading List

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Just saw this in USA Today and could not resist posting it.  USA Today says that there are some excellent books available, just in time for Halloween that can give an otherworldly being some good advice. Evidently, humans aren't the only creatures who need self-help advice. The following books give zombies, vampires and werewolves – and the people who love them – the edge in romance, business and everyday life.

• The New Vampire's Handbook: A Guide for the Recently Turned Creature of the Night edited by The Vampire Miles Proctor. Suggests "Avoid feeding from drug addicts, alcoholics and paint huffers. The presence of contaminants diminishes their blood vitality."

• Z.E.O.: How to Get A(Head) in Business by Scott Kenemore says "A zombie never needed a 'motivational speech' or 'incentive structure' to get off its duff and try to eat somebody's brain."

• The Vampire Is Just Not That Into You by Vlad Mezrich (asks the question, "Does he seem reluctant to have you undead ever after with him?" Maybe you should pass on the garlic pizzas....

• The Werewolf's Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten by Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers says "Few places (are) as ideal to change into a werewolf as a bomb shelter. Bomb shelters are underground, ensuring that no one will hear your howling and growling."

• Vampire Seduction Handbook: Have the Most Thrilling Love of Your Life by Luc Richard Ballion with Scott Bowen advises that "If a vampire really likes you, he is most certainly going to drink your blood. By the same token, he's not going to drain you completely."

October 29, 2009 in Cosmic Stuff, Mythology, Archetypes, Fables, Shopping List, That's Entertainment! | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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Scary Halloween Mask

Now why didn't I think of this? One of the scariest masks now available for Halloween is the Bernie Madoff mask. I analyzed Bernard Madoff's astrology horoscope a few months ago and should have realized that he would make a good ghoul for Halloween. Hopefully it's  not to late to change your costume plans and get one of the Mr Ponzi Bernie Madoff Costume Masks.

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October 24, 2009 in That's Entertainment! | Permalink | Comments (2) | TrackBack (0)

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URGENT HELP - Nigerian Online Scammers Need Some Voodoo

Nigerian scam You know times are tough when those Nigerain online scammers need a little spiritual new age help.

You know who I mean - they are the ones who need your help in retrieving hundreds of millions of dollars sitting and stuck in some foreign bank. Please send your banking information, your social security and maybe some processing cash to expedite things.

In fact business is so bad for these rogues that they are relying on voodoo to keep the suckers coming. In good months, one scammer says he can make $60,000, but in these tough times, he is relying on voodoo - particluarly a scam boosting concoction from a nearby witch doctor that guarantees to keep the saps flowing. A $300 powder supposedly helps scammers "speak with authority" when demanding payment. A powder, rubbed on the face, reportedly makes victums viewing the scammer through webcams powerless to say no.

"No matter what, they will pay" says a scammer powder devotee. In addition, for those ramance scammers - the ones who pretend to be a single, beautiful woman seeking love and marriage ... for a little money, there is a love charm you can use - a live, magical tortoise that you can wear around your neck.

I think I will develop potions to sell to the scammers. I'll start here - Charms, Spells, and Formulas

What do you think?

September 23, 2009 in Current Affairs, Gripes, Spells and Charms, That's Entertainment!, Travel | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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Witch Needed in Wookey Hole, England

Wookey hole witch It seems that a small town in England is looking to hire a witch. Wookey Hole, England which is in Somerset, is known for its caves. But now there will be a new tourist attraction in town. The caves are a site where a local priest is said to have turned a witch into stone back in the Middle Ages. Now the local government would like to install a flesh and blood witch to inhabit the caves on weekends, school holidays and for special events such as Halloween.

Yes there is an application process. And yes, it is a paying job - to the tune of 50,000 pounds a year! (is that close to $75,000 to $100,000?) The question is, where do I sign up? Alas, auditions were in England on July 28, 2009. But hope springs eternal. Maybe this will spur some American towns and cities to consider repopulating their tourist sites with witches ... and astrologers and tarot readers.

I am really not qualified to be a resident witch anyway. I would need to study to be a witch. For those who have an interest, check out The Magic Bed-Knob : Or How to Become a Witch in Ten Easy Lessons

September 14, 2009 in Mythology, Archetypes, Fables, That's Entertainment!, Travel | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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