I'm amused whenever a guy tells me his dick is 10-1/2 inches - as if he expects me to bow reverently and beg him to come home with me. Hardly. As others have probably discovered themselves (men as well as women), that's simply too big for either orifice. It may be tempting in theory, but in practice the appeal diminishes. Although you can hold it in your hands, that's pretty much the extent of the interaction. As for me, I run the other way. Sorry Mandingo, but as Shania Twain once said, "It don't impress me much." Since the average size of a man's penis is 5-1/2 inches, seven inches is plenty big enough. After all, as the song by Henry Glover says so well, "It ain't the meat, it's the motion."
Of course, whenever a supposedly horse hung individual tries to beckon me, I put him off gently. Since their endowment is likely crucial to their self worth, I don't want to crush the poor guy. (Fred Schneider, of B-52's fame, wrote an amusing tribute in their honor titled "Monster".)
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