Gosh I love sites like this. The Death Psychic takes the worry about how one is going to die. Apparantly my fate is to be slaughtered by a deranged clown at a carnival.
Here is the site The Death Psychic and here is the write-up:
There's no question about it—you're going to die. Far less certain are the exact circumstances of your demise. Will you quietly pass away in your sleep? Or will you suffer a slow and painful death after ingesting an entire jar of expired mayonnaise? You used to have to wait and see. The Death Psychic informs visitors in advance how they'll kick the bucket. After exploring the site, we learned some will lose their grip while climbing a barbed wire fence. Others will be poisoned by a disgruntled cook. How will you die? Just enter your name, age, and gender, and prepare to meet your maker.