Six weeks of eating and drinking with abandon have finally left their mark on me. Now that my party hearty hangover has faded and my vision has cleared I realize that the tingling in my legs is the result of my tight waistband cutting off circulation. It's time to take action.
There is some pecular little new years item on the market called the Soloflex Whole Body Vibration (WBV) Platform. Apparantly it sends mechanical g-loads (err ... "vibrations"...) through your whole body. All you have to do is stand on the platform and the pounds vanish.
I guess you can look as good as the model in the pink sweater in this post.