Weekly Horoscope for Week of August 11, 2008
Here is the horoscope for the week of August 11-17, 2008 when Saturn conjuncts personal planets (Mars, Mercury, Venus) and the Sun all occurring in Virgo. Summer is not the only thing that is hazy and lazy. Life in general grinds down to a halt. Call it a needed time out and conserve your energy until next week. Relax on the beach and have fun reading Sextrology: The Astrology of Sex and the Sexes and this new release: The Lace Reader: A Novel. Then, next week, full speed ahead!
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Rams want to outshine the competition on the job but can’t� gain traction in the climb. Things are temporarily on hold. Just box up your great ideas, enthusiasm and rampant ambition and unwrap it next week. Then open your Pandora’s Box!!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
There is something fabulous swimming in your head but it can’t get out. Bulls could chalk it up to creative block. This is not the week to grace the universe with your artistic sense. Mull, dream and wait. Razzle dazzle ‘em next week.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Twins ache for changes or improvements around the house. Alas, it is not to be. But all things come in good time. Before you know it, you will be able to implement all your carefully crafted plans and make your humble surroundings a palace.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Although you are filled with brilliant ideas, it will be difficult to gain an appreciative audience this week. Don’t toss your pearls of wisdom before swine. Find a new audience next week. Then you make headlines. Uh oh....
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
If your money situation was tight, expect more of the same now. Lions have to satisfy their extravagant tastes with more mundane (and much cheaper) amusements this week. Splurge and buy drinks for the house later.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Many of your personal projects will be put on hold for the time being. This may not be a bad thing. Virgins are better off taking a breath to� pause, reflect and reprioritize. There is too much on your plate to handle everything effectively. Start a diet.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Is there something under the surface that itches and annoys? Cool down, chill out and relax. There is time to get your karma chugging and your psychic baggage opened and dumped. For now just meditate good thoughts and channel the benign spirits.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
If you feel too caught up in the whirlwind of the group dynamic, you have a chance to sit and catch your breath. Things slow down to a crawl. So much so that you may find it a bit too solitary and staid. Scorps need to make up their minds..
SAGITTARIUS� (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Your otherwise stellar career progress appears stalled and dead-ended. But this gives you a chance to take a step back, survey the landscape and make necessary adjustments in your plans. Prepare for your coup d’etat next week.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Although this might seem like an opportune time to summer travel,� Caps are advised to briefly stick to the tried and true and avoid any wayward twists and turns. International adventure is not all its cracked up to be.... this particular week.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarians can’t seem to attract the lovers they want and manage to get too involved in wasteful, uninteresting liaisons. As much as you love to strut your stuff, why not try to blend into the background and look sultry ... in very low light.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Fish try their best in certain relationships but even your best efforts may not move the needle. Learn from your frustrations and attempt do better. Before you know it you will have your choice of the best of the best. Now that is a nice change of pace!
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