Turn your ha ha ha into ha cha cha when any steamy thought or comment boils over. Mercury in Cancer opposes Pluto in Capricorn and packs a jolt. Aim your missives carefully ... and shoot from the lip. Planning some beach time? Take along this great book featuring a horoscope-addicted heroine: Mercury in Retrograde: A Novel.
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Even if your home life is not perfect there is a great deal to recommend it. Rams find that good thoughts take them far with relatives and in their home surroundings. And, with domestic knots untangled, you can focus on manifesting transformations on the job front. Enlist a friendly helping hand to assist you in your corporate climb. Don’t step on their fingers.
(Judy Garland had Mercury in Cancer)
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Stop talking to yourself or to just your small coterie of rabid fans. Life now demands that you get your ideas pushed out into the blogosphere as soon as possible. Many of your opinions have the potential to change the global landscape while others are mere potholes that will trip you up. The questions is - do you know which is which, Bull?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Many Twins lapse into mindgames when they really should take a risk and deliberate action.Confound the experts and get up off your contemplative pose this week. Express yourself with the powers-that-be. Glad handing potentially well endowed benefactors might wind up delivering you a lump sum. Some folks have all the luck!
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Crabs may chaff at the leash. Not only do you ache for some time alone, you need it in order to re-approach, refresh and reassess certain cloying relationships. Are partnerships giving you what you need? Honesty will be the best policy ... unless it is brutal honesty. So be sure to add some sugar to every bitter pill to avoid indigestion.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Keeping secrets to yourself will not move the needle on the job. Lions with ambition need to be forthright in their opinions, especially when it has to do with their role in the organization or with the expectations of their co-workers. Are you meeting or exceeding your agreed upon goals? If not, prepare for some big changes this month.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Sitting at home and eating in front of the television may have its charms at other times of the year but now the fates demand that you expand your social reach and get out of your safe cocoon. Virgins can meet new and interesting friends now who will prove to be pivotal to your future happiness. Press and impress... and I don’t mean the couch cushions.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
You are brimming with great professional ideas. Can you get anyone in authority to listen to you? All bets are off unless you find important and powerful folks from other areas of your life to come to your assistance. Libras are charmers so turn up the heat on your charisma and see how brightly you can burn. Stop at warm before you become toast.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
They say “those who can’t do, teach” but that is plain wrong. Scorps not only can “do”, they are also able to impart their wisdom effectively. So use this time to spread your word and see how lucrative it will be. Even better, use your knowledge to become and effective leader. Create a new ground swell and use it as fertilizer for your own victory garden.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Archrs are known for their reckless extravagance and now is no exception. You are full of love and have no qualms about lavishing your affections and money on a certain delightful someone. But limit your budget to affordable treats. Sometimes you can win hearts through good deeds rather than grand trinkets. Sometimes ....
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
You, me or we? That is the question. Caps expect to find all the answers to their life course within another person. But the surprise conclusion is that you have all the answers you need for your personal happiness all within yourself. Of course a second opinion from you-know-who can sometimes be appreciated. But it is all icing on the cheesecake.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
There are no secrets at work so avoid long lunches and mental health days. And if you decide to cheat on your diet there will be no calorie-free option. The gremlins will gleefully add on the pounds. Aquarians can’t seem to get away with anything this July, try as they will.So don’t even try. Be honest, thrifty and clean ... until August.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Turn your attention to creative pursuits. Pisces can expand their artistic impact by enlisting the help of friends. But an even better, more effective way of making your mark on the landscape is to join new relevant organizations that place you in touch with the experts. Ask advice, listen carefully and then show the world how it is really done.
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