Horoscope for the Week of January 17, 2011
Rowdy Jupiter enters feisty Aries this week. We begin to feel like jolly marauders who have every intention of running amok. And why not? The cosmos morphs any meek mouse into a roaring jack rabbit. But be careful of becoming road kill. Look carefully around the corner before you hop to it.
(Kate WInslet has Jupiter in Aries)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Your grand entrances becomes even grander, Aries. But be careful of tripping on your own tail. Thankfully you are so winning and confident, folks won’t see when you plop your elbow in the soup. Any gaffe is well taken and forgiven. But don’t push your luck. Know when to make a graceful exit and keep a low profile until your next big move and shake.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
I’ve got a secret and this secret is so big and juicy that when it is released it will create quite a sensation. Yeah, that is what they all say! My advice to all Bulls is to contain themselves and refrain from promising more than they can deliver. You talk a big game but might give more lip than tongue. Leave them begging for more rather than the other way around.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Twins are popularity plus as they find ways to crank up their social skills. You will have to beat the adoring masses off with a stick. The challenge this week will be to choose from a vast array of varying quality of company. Sure, you can pack the house but take a good look at the crowd. Gee, I had no idea that leisure suits and clogs were so popular nowadays.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Grand displays of power are intoxicating as you load a rocket in your corporate pocket. And yet there is something you need to consider in your aim for the gold ring. Crabs may find that the prize they aspire to acquire may not be worth the effort in the long term. You have it pretty cushy now. Why rock the boat when you’ll have clearer sailing over the next few weeks?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
The world becomes your oyster and Lions are advised to jump into the deep end and dive for the pearl. Book an exotic trip, travel and expand your horizons any way you can in the next months. Some of your better ideas find accommodating and friendly soil in faraway fields. Who knows what magic you can conjure when you are given free reign? Watch that wand....
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Ahoy matey! This week shivers your timbers where you go head over heels and don’t know which end is up. Some Virgos may experience an influx of extra funds that are spent as fast as they can grab it. For others, it is a time of heightened sexuality where enough is never enough. Lucky thing. Maybe you will get to walk the plank with a peg leg.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Partnerships may have their ups and downs this week. Libras may expect too much, require too much attention or overdo and smother. Try to achieve a bit of balance while love rocks your world. For those who are still casting out a line, this is a great time to fill your net with a few interesting catches. But keep those hip high waders with suspenders at home.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
The devil is in the details. Scorps can become impatient and stressed out. There is a lot on your plate and not enough time in the day. Try to concentrate and when in doubt, delegate and supervise. Detailed assignments and careful manipulation helps to avoid a bad case of butterfingers. But of course that makes you especially popular in other circumstances.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Archers certainly know how to have fun and this week offers a veritable putti platter of pleasure. But how much can you stuff in your face without embarrassing seepage? Your party calendar fills up quickly. When is enough enough? The next few weeks will teach you the limits of your stamina and the extent of your greed. Let’s start worrying now.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Any simple home repair or change will not be all that simple as the weeks progress. You have visions of greatness and splendor. If there are any Capricorns out there who insist on renovating or moving over the next few months, be aware that you can go over the top in any way possible - cost, design, size. Of course things can never be too big, can they? Of course not!
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Subtly is not your strong suit now. Aquarians are apt to move mountains with their words and thoughts. Unfortunately, they may move on your toes. Ouch! Harness your better ideas and guide them expertly through the minefield that the fates create. With careful concentration you will be surprised at how eloquent you can be. Ahem. So will we.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces spend with wild abandon. Will you empty out your bank account in one big swoop? There is a deep seated need to fill your life with objects and superficial trappings. What sorts of fiscal mischief will you step into? When the dust settles you may find yourself to be the lucky owner of a carnival style dining room set. I suppose it could be worse. Or not.
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