Horoscope for the Week of April 23, 2012
Starting this week, as the Sun enters Taurus and conjuncts lucky Jupiter, the cosmos unleashes a chain of fortuitous events that are bound to have long term implications for us. Not a moment too soon! Don’t accept anything except first class. You will traveling on this particular dream for a while and will need more leg room.
(Queen Elizabeth II has Sun in Taurus)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
It is time to fertilize your money garden and gets things to grow. If you have been tending to your portfolio, saving your money and investing wisely, this is an excellent time to reap your rewards. If you have been less than diligent and a bit of a spendthrift, this is an excellent time to get started. Aries dream of a comfortable retirement. Stop dreaming and start doing, Rambo!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
There is something in the air this week that provides you with a special personality sauce. Apply this liberally and get yourself noticed in the right circles. Things begin to percolate as fresh ideas lead to new directions and long term projects. The fates conspire to place influential people in your path - those who can change the course of your existence. Be prepared, Taurus.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
When in doubt, go with your gut. At least be ready to do so immediately. Geminis start the week feeling pent up and isolated but can reach an intuitive high note in a few days. Your closely held secrets can be unexpectedly revealed.This is good. Don’t allow your psychological baggage to pile up and block your path. Book it on an airline and let them lose it for you.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
What is it about Cancers that make them so sociable now? There is something otherworldly, enticing and interesting about you. What a nice change of pace! Your popularity soars and your need to connect is apparent to friends, acquaintances and even strangers. Bask in the adoration and make yourself well known in various circles. Just try to avoid the squares.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Don’t let the series of past frustrating events hold you back from advancing in your career. This week emboldens you and gives you a leg up on the corporate ladder. You appear confident and competent to senior staff. Make the most of this political capital, Leo. Remember: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Complain and spend your day sorting mail in the basement.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Do you have ants in your pants? Well not really, but you do feel a bit antsy this week. Pack your bags and buy a ticket. It is a great time to travel or at least get out of your usual routine. You need new stimuli and adventure. If money is tight, reach out to the world in other ways. Study, cruise the internet or get out of the neighborhood. Think all things new. So nu, Virgo?
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libras are ready for a deeply passionate experience. There is something sexy in the air that makes you especially alluring and headed towards all sorts of mischief. Your various amours come from far afield, can be unusual, different from your usual choices and may arrive unexpectedly. Fall head over heels for a dream today but pack a pillow for a softer landing later.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
When the cruel world has its way with you, thank goodness you can find your own private cheering section. Relationships become even more important to you over the next few weeks so treat partners with all the love and respect they deserve. Scorpios will learn to give and take. Let’s hope it is more on the former than on the latter. Hint hint.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Let’s give credit where it is deserved. This week foists a series of job-related tasks on Sagittarians. You handle everything with tact, grace and efficiency for a change. In fact, things that you accomplish now will have a nice pay off in the not too distant future. Plant those seeds. You will be happily surprised at what will sprout. Do you have a green thumb...?
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
If you can’t seem to concentrate on the nitty gritty details, don’t worry. The planets take you on a wild, frivolous detour for the next few weeks. Capricorns are giddy, silly and even a bit savant. The point of life is to explore your creativity, expand your mind and enjoy the fun while it lasts. Procrastinate at work, baby! Payback will be a killer.... but worth it!
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
If you find yourself hanging around the house for the next few weeks, make good use of your downtime. While there will be various opportunities to improve your surroundings through redecoration or renovation, your energy may be directed to more relaxing and sociable outlets. Aquarians are perfectly content to lounge. Do you have the proper attire? Is there any?
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
In the past you might have said the wrong thing at the most inappropriate time. Pisces are known for their, ahem, “creative” thoughts. But now you become a calculating wordsmith who is compelling and convincing. Speak from the heart, take your dusty theories off the shelf and try them out. Very risky ideas can create a new exciting movement. But in which direction?