Horoscope for the Week of August 1, 2016

Many retrograde planets - Neptune, Uranus, Saturn, Pluto and even Mercury - conspire to turn our lazy dog days of August into something totally topsy turvy. Hold onto your hats ... and also your pants!

(James Dean had Uranus in Aries)

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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Your entire public persona will be on stage for a grand performance, Aries. That means that no matter how much you plan and rehearse, there might still be some surprises on your public stage. Don’t rely on anyone except yourself and keep your dreams practical and realistic. If you are going to get hoisted on your own petards, be sure that they are clean petards.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taureans may get their hands caught in the nookie jar now. You have a wandering eye that could get you in a bit of trouble. But that the fun of secretive romance, isn’t it? If you want a relaxing summer, stick to the tried and true. If you want experiences that will keep you warm in the winter months, take a calculated risk with an intriguing stranger. How strange is up to you.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Your lofty career dreams may fly away from you, Gemini. Try to take one step at a time up the corporate ladder rather than trying to catapult yourself over the wall. A brief affair may briefly help your career but may leave you with just your briefs on by the end of the summer. Friends are here today and gone tomorrow. Did they go on vacation without telling you?

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
A dream vacation may actually become a trip to the moon on gossamer wings as a spicy encounter could bring happiness or heartburn. It is hard to tell so pack a case of pepto and see what delights and dilemmas the world has to offer you. At least your life will not be dull! And it could change the very nature of certain relationships. Is it hot or not? It is up to you, Cancer.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leos could go head over heels for a sexy new lover. Will you follow them to the ends of the earth or capture your prey and bring them home to your den? And then what? What looks zesty today may become flat tomorrow. That is okay. Sometimes you need to take a leap of faith and try something new just to see that what you currently have is already wonderful.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Spice up any humdrum relationship with some pixie dust and dreams, Virgo. it doesn’t matter that these dreams are fleeting and efforts short term and impractical. It will make others happy and give you some zesty diversions in an otherwise intensely hard charging month. Party hearty and see who boogies by. Three may not be a crowd now. Ahem.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Promises regarding your job may not pan out as you expect now, Libra. But that doesn’t mean that you have to get surly or give up hope. In fact it is a welcome reprieve from putting in too much effort at work. Concentrate instead on home based projects which really require your full attention. It goes beyond spring cleaning. Bring in the dump truck.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Money may be fleeting, splurged or even wasted on trivialities now. And some time this month you might blurt out inappropriate things to say. But this is all part of the planetary conspiracy plan to get your out of your restricting group think and expand your artistic talents. Your creativity hits a high note now, Scorpio, even if you can’t sing.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
It may not be the best time to start anything new or crowd catching, Sagittarius. Give yourself more time to strategize and figure out all of the potholes and problems. You will need all of your attention for work and money which needs more control and sustained efforts. Or, you can bag it all and take a refreshing vacation. Hmm, what will you do? What will you do?

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
You plans can become undone by someone who is an unexpected pain in the neck. But in fact, you really know who they are. Plan accordingly, Capricorn. Things will take much longer than expected but that is a good thing. Cosmic barriers need extra planning to maneuver around. You will eventually prevail. Patience is everything ... including frustrating.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Friends can become more trouble than they are worth now so you don’t have to ask their advice on anything important this month. And it could be you - you may say something that up turns the tables and bends some people out of shape. Keep your stronger opinions to yourself for now, Aquarius. There is nothing to be gained. Think now. Talk much later.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Don’t let your dreams carry you away on clouds that will soon evaporate, Pisces. You need to be more practical and suspicious, especially if your choices involve any money schemes that can cost you now and cost you also in the future. Financial decisions should be delayed if possible. If you are careful and cheap with your nest egg now, you could feast on fluffy omelettes later.

 

 

Lucky Numbers for the Week of July 29, 2016

Lottery ads tell us you only need a dollar and a dream. But it is also helpful to have a list of lucky numbers to help spur the good fortune ... or fortunes. So with that in mind, here are some lucky numbers that can be used in any helpful way. I gazed into a pool of water, Nostradamus-like, and contemplated the cosmos. Then I mixed the tarot cards and allowed the spirits to guide me to the cards that represent the lucky numbers for this week. Nothing is guaranteed but who knows ....?

I choose eight numbers because 8 is the number of wealth.

Here are the lucky numbers for the week of July 29-August 4, 2016:

3, 6, 9, 21, 23, 40, 51, 75

There are many ways to delve into your own consciousness to find luck and intuition. Try reading Dream Power/Improve Your Luck (Super Strength Series) and see if your dreams give you any clues and premonitions. Here's a guide to the best books available this month

LoveScope for the Week of July 27, 2016

How steamy can you get? Check the temperature this week. It won’t take much to start a roaring fire. Pack the marshmallows!

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Follow the three “Rs” of summer - Romance, Relaxation and Revelry. Aries should concentrate on companionship while hearts, minds and actions are in sync. It is the best time to party hearty. Pour on the sugar and see if you can develop a cavity

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taureans can dish the dirt with the best of them now. Try engaging family members, if you feel the itch. Your heart is in the right place and you have the confidence to tell other how you feel diplomatically. If it doesn’t pan out, forget them!

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Chatty Geminis go into overdrive and shift into high gear. As long as you are stimulated (and stimulating) don’t waste this time on mere hot wind and empty opinion. Get politically involved or put that tongue to good use with a certain someone.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Money may be the root of all evil, but not now for Cancers. Pay to play and play hard. You may take more fiscal risks than necessary, though. Read the rules of the financial game carefully and ask loads of questions before you bet the farm.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
This is your time to shine. Leos pack a punch. Strut your stuff and show the world why you are so great. Suggestion; Avoid overbearing and demanding behaviors. Wise Lions recognize that charm and grace are rewarded with delicious goodies.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
If an idea pops into your head from out of nowhere, entertain the notion for a bit. Virgos attempt the phantasmagorical. Open your heart and expand your mind for the common good. Insure the good karma by volunteering for a great charitable cause.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Life is one big party hearty event this week as Libras find themselves surrounded by well wishers and fans. Accentuate your natural allure and make good use of this charismatic time. But avoid making any promises. You’ll just break hearts.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpios ascend the corporate ladder thanks to a helping hand. Pour on the charm and polish the dimmest of apples to a high gloss. Power is alluring so once you’ve achieved success, share the spoils with a special someone and spoil them.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Pack your bags and travel, Sagittarius. Scratch your itchy feet with a fabulous vacation. Grab a companion, get out the global road map and explore parts unknown. If money is tight buy a bottle of foreign plonk and explore parts unknown anyway.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorns know the way to person’s heart and it’s not through their stomach! Zesty energies give you the inside track to the art of love. Practice makes perfect! You may bite off more than you can chew. Remember, any more than a mouthful is wasted.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Connection is a keyword so cement relationships and find ways to bring the two of you closer together. Aquarians on the prowl would do well to search for their beloved now. Where the heck are they? You get a clue - try new and unique venues.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces gaze in the mirror and decide that they need a change from the humdrum. The day to day job treadmill is getting a little tired, you think. Suddenly, your job prospects brighten. You‘re a force to be reckoned with. So start the revolution!

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Astrologer Susan Miller Assesses the 2016 Presidential Election

While I am starting to do my own of analysis of the horoscopes of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, Susan Miller of Astrologyzone.com has weighed in on Fox News.

 

Susan Miller says --

“[Donald Trump] was born on a full moon and full moon babies tend to come before the public. He has two very important planets in the house of honors, awards, achievement and fame. He has the sun which is really important because that is where you shine so he shines in his profession,” Miller said.

She explained the real-estate mogul’s chart shows Uranus, the planet of unpredictable events and genius, a combination that best exemplifies Trump.

“In order to have genius you need to break things and resemble them in a new synthesis. Donald Trump is good at both so he is always going to follow a non-traditional path,” Miller added.

“He does think in non-traditional forms, he does think of ideas, he is an idea person you always know what he is thinking because he is going to say it and he does have plenty of energy. Mars is the warrior he is not afraid of battle.”

Throughout his campaign Trump hasn’t backed away from controversy or a battle with a rival, suggesting he only strikes back when someone attacks him first. Looking ahead to the 2016 race, Miller says she does have some sound advice for The Donald.

“You’ve got to secure the nomination but you have to be prepared for a lot of criticism. What you have now isn’t anywhere near as bad as what is coming. In terms of Trump University: Settle that case, get it over with don’t’ bring it to trial. You know they are going to bring it to trial right before the election,” Miller said.

On the Democratic side, Miller says Clinton’s chart shows many planets in Scorpio which signifies her strength in leadership. “Scorpios talent is ‘I give you this you give me that.’ They are very good negotiators, they are very good at handling power, they like to have control,” Miller said.

She says Clinton’s climb to the top in the political arena will continue to be met with challenges however Miller says she has some words of wisdom for the former Secretary of State.

“[Hillary Clinton] is very discrete. She will not divulge any secrets, she has mars the warrior planet at the very top in the house of fame and honors. She has accomplished so much so far in her life but it hasn’t been easy because Saturn and Pluto are right on her tail. The people who support her are like glue, so I would say to her if your job Hillary is to enlarge the circle and just constantly watch your back,” Miller said.

With Election Day just eight months away, Miller said the planets are poised for a chaotic result at the ballot box.

“Neptune is conjunct the moon, I think we are not going to know who won. They are going to be counting the votes for another day or two. It’s going to be that close that’s why it’s so important to vote,” Miller said.

 

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