Horoscope for the Week of August 15, 2016
Sometimes we just need a little sugar for our bitter cup of coffee. No sooner said than done when Venus conjuncts jolly Jupiter in earthy Virgo. A less-than-attractive opportunity suddenly becomes a must have. Kiss a frog and watch them turn into royalty. Or maybe not...?
(Kim Kardashian has Venus in Virgo)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Even if you feel like a mangy old rat on a treadmill, this week is a bit more festive at work. Even the most onerous job becomes a little more interesting and lucrative. Try to learn as much as you can from every little boring task. Aries soon begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel on their job. (Let us hope that it is not the light of an oncoming train...)
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
If too much is piled on your goodie plate, don’t panic. You may be feeling a summer slump but you are certainly no slouch when the party train pulls into the station. But all play and no work make Taureans susceptible to laziness. Use this opportunity to hone your more artistic and creative skills and apply it to an important project. Err so what’s your motivation?
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Geminis may find their home life a center of activity this week. Take the bitter with the better in any family situation; who knows what breakthroughs are possible now? The secret is the strive for mutual respect, if you possibly can. Of course they may have their inane opinions but as long as you remain true to yourself (and spike the party punch) you prevail.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancers may inherit a rare case of foot in mouth this week. But alls well that ends well as the frank opinion that you blurt out may be just the bit of fresh air needed to get things on track again. Say what you mean after careful consideration. Perhaps it’s time to write your manifesto. Then use it to manifest your destiny. Whoo hoo! No names please...
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Money lessons hit fast and furious this week. All that glitters may not be gold so get your values in sync with your personal finances. But you can be tempted - A shopping spree puts you in the hole and could teach you a valuable lesson. Hmm. Perhaps Leos should gather it up, tamp it down and save their pennies for the after Labor Day sales. But how boring is that!
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
There is more than enough jolly activity going on in your life this week. Virgos should take it to the streets while this festive energy propels you into the limelight and makes you a star. Be kind and magnanimous to all. You never know who will figure prominently in your life’s goals and it would be a shame to snub ‘em before you get a chance to rubadub them.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
A spark of intuition leads to new rewards this week. Libras are best served by volunteering for the less fortunate now. The problem is that you may not see this work as a glamourous role. But grab it while you can and make it a social connector. Once you finish the tough work, you will be poised and ready to rub elbows with the tinseled deep pocketed set. And you will glitter.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Who knows what pals are capable of during this week? Try not to be too suspicious of all the friendly goings on; you may jump to the wrong conclusions and upset the applecart of true comradeship. Go with the platonic flow Scorpio and dance to their tune. The group may in fact direct you to your life’s mission (or a great gift) so stop kvetching and listen!
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians may feel like they are on the short end of a professional stick but this week turns sticks into golden divining rods or maybe golden parachutes. Try your best. Step up to the corporate plate and hit a home run. You have much more resources at your disposal than you think. Maybe you have been too too nice. Maybe its time to be naughty... or underhanded.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
You have probably been travelling more but enjoying it less. Take heart Capricorn, there is a good lesson to be learned from all your travels and travails; everything falls into place this week. Who knows; You may learn a thing or two that will prove to be extremely rewarding on many levels through the rest of the summer. Mutual sun lotion slathering may be one of those lessons.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Heat up your sexuality this week but allow lovers and potential lovers a long long rope. (maybe for lassoing...) There is something about you that is very alluring. You might be surprised at the range of desirable matches available to you this week. The secret is to take your time and choose carefully, Aquarius. One is more than enough. Darn!
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Just when you are tempted to toss it all away in a particular relationship, you are pushed to rearrange your priorities this week. During this sultry summer season, try to forgive those wet towels on the floor or dirty underwear on the pillow. There is much to recommend your current relationship. Pisces should not take any firm stands now. Try reclining or prone. Ahem.