LoveScope for the Week of December 14, 2016
Our yearning for love quickly launches us on the road to volcanic and expansive life changes this week. Nice people get taken to tea. Nasty people get taken everywhere. So get nasty.
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
You’ll have a mission and Aries are hell on wheels when it comes to personal missions. But now your actions can impact your long term goals and professional aspirations. Will you find yourself stranded on a lonely island? Oh the bliss of solitude!
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Secrets get spilled and some could enhance or upset your steamy love affair. Just when things might have been settling down and getting boring, the fates jostle your juices. Life remains very interesting, Taurus. How interesting is up to you.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Geminis may be pulled in two directions this week as both friends and lovers want your full attention. Your heart may be in the right place but what about your mind .. or other parts? Half measures won’t do now. So what will you decide?
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Long evenings on the job will not please partners, Cancer. Careful balance will be the key to your happiness now. If you can delegate anything to trusted staff, do so. If not, resolve to find time to relax and time to accomplish. When will you sleep?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
You yearn to escape but the fates pull you back to reality at every opportunity this week, Leo. But any time you want to feel refreshed, take a break and chill out. You don’t have to travel far to experience new stimuli. Whoo hoo with you know who!
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Party hearty this week Virgo and see who you can meet and impress. There will be plenty of opportunities. You may be surprised at what your fishing for love will haul in. Will it be a whale or a minnow? As long as it is not an old tire.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libras may be content to schlep around the house in their housecoat and just get away from it all. Certain relationships may be too full of drama and surprises. But total relaxation may not be yours to have. The fates may make you clean the tub.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Before you know it, your family wants to get in on the action and celebrate with you. This is not a bad thing as long as you can call the tune and watch how well they dance along. What’s on your top ten playlist, Scorpio? Let’s hope it’s klezmer.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Love will cost more than you think now, Sagittarius. Any small trinket to win a certain heart will come at a price. But you are into it and seem to be able to afford it now. But will it pay of fin the long term? We will just have to see.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Put all of your mental energy to good use in your family relations and in any household planning, Capricorn. It is time to improve your surroundings by making them more comfortable. That may mean moving things or people out of the way.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarians need to get out of their usual routine and into someone elses this week. Forget any disagreements. Who needs to discuss politics when it’s more fun spreading the sunscreen around and checking for hidden hot spots?
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Friends help you get into mischief. But don’t get stuck with the bill, Pisces. In fact, expand and dance in new circles and see who is waiting for you in some unexpected place. Your journey begins now. Try to get lost a few times along the way.
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