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Lucky Numbers for the Week of May 26, 2017
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Horoscope for the Week of May 29, 2017

Miley cyrusWe get to take a wild ride while this crazy world ramps up its spin. Three personal planets move through Gemini and step into mushy and emotional Cancer, entangling our emotions and setting off a garden variety of responses. Lettuce just calm down.

(Miley Cyrus has Mars in Cancer)

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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
You may think that your home is your refuge. But think again, Aries. In fact your domestic agenda may be voted down by others in the house. So be very careful in any household based decision and make sure that everyone is in agreement with any grand plan. You will have time and opportunity to gain the upper hand later in the summer. So for now, chill.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taureans often enjoy being the strong and silent type. But now you cannot help yourself - you simply must say what is on your mind. All good as long as you can remain diplomatic and charming. But for those who want to be bulls in a china shop, consider the aftermath. Speak softy now and you will find the perfect time for your tirade later.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Money and the wonderful things it can buy might be too tempting now for Geminis, especially those on a tight budget. Do you really need that thingamajig? Carefully consider what is essential and what is just nice to have. you will want to pace yourself for later in the summer when there might be a romantic moment that sends you into ecstasy ... and credit card overdraft.

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
If you are seeking quiet repose and solitary contemplation for the next few weeks, just forgetaboutit, Cancer! The world will beat a path to your door and create a rousing ruckus. Maybe the cosmos is telling you that this is really what you need right now. Don’t sit on the sidelines and watch all the action. Get into the communal flow and live life to the fullest, if not the noisiest.

LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Going with your intuition can lead you to some very interesting and offbeat situations now, Leo. Mischief is in the wind and may sweep you up in it. You could become tempest tossed and upside down. Don’t panic. This might be the time to let loose and see where the fates carry you. Who knows? It could be to Paris. But on the other hand, it could be to Podunk.

VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Your social life gets a jolt as suddenly you are everyone’s guest list. Good for you, Virgo! Now how do you maximize your exposure? Which invitations will you accept? What new groups should you join? The decisions you make now can impact your summer plans. Will you decide on the A list or the D list? Oh how to choose? How to choose?

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
All of your hard work may start to be recognized now by the big bosses, Libra. Start plotting now to find ways of maximizing this profitable attention. This may be your entry into the higher echelons of upper management to become a big shot yourself. But life is not just ambitious corporate climbing, private jets and big fat paychecks.... or is it?

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
You need to get out of your routine and boring habits, Scorpio. The fates encourage to get out of your comfort zone to feel fully refreshed and energized. So take a trip around the world, if time and money permit. Otherwise, enjoy the expansion of your horizons closer to home by exploring some new hot spots, different cuisines or a tasty new hot treat.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Even jaded Sagittarians can’t help but feel perky, peppy and a bit spicier now. You are rough and ready for anything and anyone. Quaff your sexual thirst in some bubbly watering holes throughout the summer and see who floats by. But try hard to be choosy. Your choice will be limitless but you should favor quality over quantity. Right??

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Relationships and how to make them strong and lasting will hold more of your attention now, Capricorn. And this is a good thing because your attention might have been focused on other things for a while. Remember, no one is an island unto themselves. Sometimes it is nice to have a castaway wash up on your shore and stoke a roaring fire.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
If you have been feeling tired and a bit off your game, this is the time to concentrate on health, fitness and rejuvenation. Find ways to recharge and generally upgrade your diet and stress reduction techniques. Aquarians have been fighting the good fight but it is important to rest a while before you start in all over again. Okay now start again.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Find time to just have fun now, Pisces. That can mean festive parties, a secret romance or something artistic. Your imagination will run wild and you need to capture a few tantalizing morsels of it for your personal statement. Try an new art form and see how it works out. Is nude body painting with fresh fruit creative enough? Try not to spoil.

 

 

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