This week we have the power to use our words in any crazy way we want as Mercury retrogrades in Sagittarius. But there could be unintended consequences if we jump from jurisprudence to jaw jaw. Think before you speak or let the walls fall where they may!
(Britney Spears has Mercury in Sagittarius)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
You think that you know everything about everything Aries, but take a step back and survey the landscape before you charge ahead. Things may not be as they first appear. Miscommunication can have global implications. Go on a social media tear if you must, but there will be a better outcome if you can chill and use your mouth for more pleasurable activities.
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Don’t expect to wow someone off their feet with a few choice words, Taurus. In fact, your best romantic and sexy moves now are done silently with little words exchanged. You may say something that is misconstrued which can scuttle your Love Boat. You are in some intensely deep waters now. Navigate slowly and see where you finally dock.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
If you are having some disagreements with partners, let them have their say as you take it all in. Listen and consider their opinions carefully so you fully understand what is going on. Then very carefully and diplomatically give your side of the issue. You both may not agree but at least you will both more fully understand the others position. Then relax.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Even if you are fully committed to getting a particular job done, it may take much linger than you want or expect now. That is because your instructions are not being received or you are miscommunicating what you need. Try to be extra patient, Cancer, as others go about their business and ignore yours. This too shall pass. Then you can check projects off your list.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Fun may be too much trouble now, Leo. As your social calendar fills up, you may find that there is too much to do and not much of it is actual fun. Someone has to plan, stage and monitor the event. And don’t forget all of the clean-up. Maybe you can use this time to get really creative with a certain someone. A party for two is very, very doable.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
While you may want your home to be a refuge, the atmosphere may be charged with small nit picky stresses. Are there any chores that have been waiting a while to get done? Is there a particular family member with a gripe? Whatever flips the electrical stress switch for you needs to be addressed slowly and deliberately. Even better, take a break and break free.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libras love to be the peacemaker. They are naturally diplomatic and balanced. But this week your ability to bring both sides to the table is tested. People are just not listening to you. Or what you are saying is just not compelling enough. Give yourself a deserved break and retreat where you can enjoy your own company. For now others are too much trouble.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Don’t listen to promises of quick money. There are things in the sales pitch that don’t add up. There are no easy schemes or shortcuts now. So Scorpios with a need to earn will have to do it through hard, slow work and clear, honest direction. Sometimes you have to knead the dough for a while before it rises into bread. But then you have a meal!
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Even if you have something wonderful and wild to say, try to hold off on your enthusiasm until you have fully calculated the impact of your words. Sagittarians are often a bit over-the-top but now your communication can get totally misunderstood. Things get confusing and out of control fast! Ah, but maybe that is your plan after all? Heh, heh.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Is there gossip swirling behind the scenes? If so, try not to get involved, Capricorn. Your participation will be exposed and it could prove to be embarrassing. If you have a secret, don’t share it. If you know something mysterious, keep it under wraps. There will be time to say what you mean and mean what you say in a few days... when you have all the facts.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
You may be challenged to find something nice to say about a friend’s recent actions. A social event may prove to be more of a snarl-fest than chat-fest. Aquarians who find themselves in the middle of a social discussion may want to find an excuse to exit. For now, conversations among friends may have their stress points. Say it with champagne and talk less.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
As hard as you may be working to get ahead in your career, there may be times this week when you feel the urge to speak out about what doesn’t work for you. But bosses may not understand. Wait until you get a clearer picture of what is really happening. For now, take a few long lunches and talk out your position to the mirror.
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