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Horoscope for the Week of May 30, 2022 - Saturn Retrograde
Saturn retrogrades this week enabling us to learn and repeat some life lessons. Keep your eyes open for opportunities to gain ground but don’t be surprised if it takes you a little longer than expected.
(Elvis Presley had Saturn in Aquarius)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Whatever has been irritating you about certain friends will become a little more evident now, Aries. That is because your patience may be tested once too often. But this is also a great time to reassess certain relationships to see if they are giving you all you need. A readjustment may be just what is needed for you to feel better.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
Obstacles in your career path could reach a point where you feel the need to make a move, Taurus. But plan your path carefully and consider all of your options before you make a big decision. There are events that are coming up that could give you more information and strategy. Patience and perseverance will win out.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Geminis want to expand their horizons and get out of their boring routines but how can you best do that? What really interests you? What sparks your imagination and interest? These are questions that may be hard to answer now. Give everything a bit more time and see what transpires naturally. You never know where life can lead.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
As sexy as you may feel now, this might be a good time to carefully consider your romantic options, Cancer. Too much of a good thing can lead you into areas that are more dead ends. See what and who charges you up. For now, your best move is cool, calm and collected. There will be enough time to fire up in a few weeks.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Relationships may go from hot to cold to hot again. What can a Leo do to moderate the mood when others feel so intense and strong? Try to be the diplomatic negotiator and find ways of making your partner or others in any type of relationship feel needed and listened to. You will find the right middle ground for both of you.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Heath is an important consideration for you now, Virgo. So if you are planning any major changes in your diet or exercise, plan it especially carefully now and monitor your progress as you go along. Sometimes it is better to ask advice from experts and sometimes it is better to go with your gut. You will know which is best for you.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
If you find that your creativity hits a brick wall, it is nothing to worry about, Libra. Sometimes we need to pause in our activities in order to take a breath and survey the landscape for progress and challenges. This is your pause time and one that can prove to be ultimately very satisfying. So relax and take a break. Inspiration soon arrives.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Family matters become more important, Scorpio. Those with whom you have lost touch suddenly reach out. If this causes extra stress, that is not a bad thing. Fixing old connections enables you to finally de-stress about certain familial relationships. Before you know it, not only will all reach an accord, everyone will feel pretty good about it.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Whatever you say, Sagittarius, be sure you think about it very carefully first. There could be a tendency for you to blurt out something that, while it is sincere and from the heart, it may not be especially diplomatic and could be hard for others to accept. Charming them will have a much more profound impact. Try it and see where it can lead.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Money may ebb and flow for you now, Capricorn. In fact it could ebb more than flow. Don’t waste your hard earned dough on emotional purchases. Find ways to consolidate and carefully manage your finances. At the same time, don’t let money stress you out. Slow and careful will get you to where you want and need to go.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
There are so many things that you want to accomplish, Aquarius, but the fates seem to drag the timing out. Allow yourself time to carefully plan but don’t be surprised if things take much longer than you expect or desire. Those who you need to meet and who can help you may not be available when you need them. Breathe and chill.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Secrets that you might want to continue to keep hidden may find a way of leaking out. But this isn’t something you need to worry about, Pisces. In fact, some secrets have been obstacles for you. So allow yourself the time to let the cosmos do its thing. Once the dust settles, you may find yourself in a much stronger position.
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Lucky Numbers for the Week of May 27, 2022
Lottery ads tell us you only need a dollar and a dream. But it is also helpful to have a list of lucky numbers to help spur the good fortune ... or fortunes. So with that in mind, here are some lucky numbers that can be used in any helpful way. I gazed into a pool of water, Nostradamus-like, and contemplated the cosmos. Then I mixed the tarot cards and allowed the spirits to guide me to the cards that represent the lucky numbers for this week. Nothing is guaranteed but who knows ....?
I choose eight numbers because 8 is the number of of wealth.
Here are the lucky numbers for the week of May 27-June 2, 2022:
6, 17, 34, 38, 40, 43, 54, 70
There are many ways to delve into your own consciousness to find luck and intuition. Try reading Dream Power/Improve Your Luck (Super Strength Series) and see if your dreams give you any clues and premonitions. Here's a guide to the best books available this month
Hidden Mythology: Decoding Everyday Symbols
Atlas Obscura is offering a fascinating course on Mythology that might be of interest to readers of this blog. It starts on May 25 and can be accessed virtually. Here is the information:
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Horoscope for the Week of May 23, 2022 - Sun in Gemini
The Sun enters Gemini this week and ramps up our schmooze-ability and popularity. It’s time to meet and greet and sweep others off their feet. Yes!
(Prince had Sun in Gemini)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Not only are you a much more compelling speaker now, Aries, you seem to know just what to say to get others to listen, consider and maybe even change their minds. Allow yourself the time to decide which circles of influence you want to conquer and then go out and do it. Who knows where your bright ideas will lead? Hopefully to group illumination.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
There is something about money and finances that gets your juices going, Taurus. Your mind is exceptionally sharp and your ability to turn a penny into a dollar is better than usual. So will you allow yourself the time to ponder the fiscal possibilities? The green seeds that you plant now can grow into a large tree in a few years.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
The world seems to gravitate into your orbit, Gemini. Your popularity soars and your ability to meet the most important people in the general vicinity is better than usual … which is saying something! But you will need to prioritize what are the most important tasks you want to accomplish. Time is tight and your window of opportunity can close.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
You are especially intuitive, Cancer. That means there might be things that have previously been hidden from you that suddenly reveal. The most important feature of this is your ability to discern friends from those who are not-so-much-friends. Use this valuable talent to sidestep any potholes in your road to success. Mysteries are solved.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
It’s time to get out of the house and do something sociable and fun, Leo. Friends are waiting for you to join in the fun, some people are waiting to meet you and there are lots of fun and exciting gatherings ready for your participation. Be safe and careful while you get back into the social swim. At least put a toe in the water.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
If some aspects of your career have seemed a little confusing or off course, you may find that now you have much more focus and understanding. Your path to success unfolds more clearly and you can reach out to the exact right people to help guide you to success. Don’t wait for something to happen. Go forth and make things happen, Virgo.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
If there is something, some subject, that is sparking your interest, now is the time to pursue knowledge about it, Libra. Carve out the time needed to immerse yourself in something fascinating (to you…) and expand your vision for the future. This may entail some travel. If so, go deep into your destination. The secret of life may be there.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Sexy Scorpios seem to have a gravitational pull that can be irresistible to others. Recognize your power of persuasion and use your personal charisma to get who you want. For those currently in a committed amour, find new ways of keep the love fresh and exhilarating. Your ability to make others feel wanted and loved is expansive.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians may sometimes say something that has an unexpected effect. Now anything you say is profoundly on target and compelling. See where this wonderful ability can make the most positive impact on your life. Open the lines of communication in certain relationships and make them even stronger and more connected.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
If work projects have been getting a little off track, you now have the ability to not only get them going full speed again, but also streamline processes to make the results even better. So see what is on your to-do list, Capricorn, and just do it. There will be help when you need it because you can schmooze others to put in the extra effort.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarians have so many great creative ideas they can be forgiven for taking on too much at one time. But choose you must - Take these genius moments and prioritize them. Do what makes your heart sing first. Fun is highlighted in any form and in any way and others are there to help make any effort festive and happily eventful.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Whatever is going on with your family, you are the one to make it special and memorable. Maybe it is time to plan a reunion or a safe gathering of those who you haven’t seen in a while. Pisces can also spruce up their surroundings with fresh ideas and beautiful additions. This is the time to make your home life as wonderful as possible.
(c) 2022 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. @thestarryeye Find astrology readings on tinyurl.com/TheStarryEye and a great sun sign book at tinyurl.com/Herscopes