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Horoscope for the Week of August 29, 2022 - All Outer Planets Retrograde
Every single outer planet (Pluto, Uranus, Saturn, Neptune and Jupiter) is now retrograde. What this means is that careless short term thinking can have long lasting implications. Go slowly and methodically with any important life decision.
(Rihanna has Jupiter in Aries)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Be sure you understand the financial impact of any of the long terms plans you are considering at this time, Aries. The overall social and professional landscape shows great opportunity, especially if you enter into every decision as if it could be costlier than you expect. Be prudent and thrifty. Plan now and reap rewards later.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
What will catapult you into fame, Taurus? It’s hard to tell as the full range of possibilities is still evolving. What I see is that it takes time and careful consideration for you to place yourself exactly where you want (and deserve) to be in the global community. For now, take baby steps and see how each step moves you forward.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
There will be more than the usual amount of unexpected events circling your life now, Gemini. This should not pull you off your intended path. Rather, all surprises that now occur will help illuminate what you need to do to fulfill your destiny. So take all the breadcrumb clues and bake a delicious direction for yourself.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Relying on certain people – friends, lovers and partners - might make you reconsider a certain current set of relationships. Dynamics have a way of evolving and what you need from others could shift. But use this time to review and assess, Cancer. Hold off on any definitive action as how you relate to others is constantly changing.
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Your world continues to expand. How good are you at harnessing that expansion and making it work for you? Stress may occur with those who want you to stay exactly as you are. But as you realize your potential, you may chaff at staying exactly the same. Balance is everything, Leo. Slowly test the waters before you dive in.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Your major creative efforts may be stymied as you recognize that some ideas need more time to germinate. What you see as a worldwide phenomenon may need a waiting period to catch on. You are ahead of the general public, Virgo. Allow the mere mortals surrounding you the patience to see the world as you do. Then take action.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Expect some slow moving changes in family dynamics, Libra. Relationships that once seemed predictable are now more surprising and dynamic. That is good news – sometimes a little shake up is good to clear the dust and get things moving again. For now, carefully survey the landscape and see where your greatest opportunities are.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Your words move mountains now, Scorpio. But before you offer up any strong opinions, check the temperature of the crowd and perhaps hold off a little longer. There are those in your personal sphere who are currently undergoing a seismic change. What they want today could change by tomorrow. Wait and observe.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarians sometimes have their heads in the clouds as they trip on the sidewalk. There are so many great ideas rolling around in your head that you may get heady. See which ones can really pay off, whether monetarily, socially or creatively. Then carefully curate your moves so that, soon enough, you are where you want to be.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
I see your personal transformation, Capricorn. Are you considering changing your “look” or your interests or even your social circle? This process is evolving and you may find that you are changing your mind and assessing the financial impact of your plans as new and enticing options present themselves. Just go with the flow.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
There is more to life than the day to day grind. There are so many nice avenues for you to explore that can expand your mind, open yourself up to unexpected possibilities and lead you to a place where you can truly feel in balance. That is a bit of a journey that will take time, Aquarius. Happily you already started that journey.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Unexpected challenges should not dissuade your from your progress, Pisces. In fact, they are useful tools to help you test your communications with friends and any new associates. Allow yourself time to craft your message and measure the response. You may find that you are about to convince the most important people…
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Lucky Numbers for the Week of August 26, 2022
Lottery ads tell us you only need a dollar and a dream. But it is also helpful to have a list of lucky numbers to help spur the good fortune ... or fortunes. So with that in mind, here are some lucky numbers that can be used in any helpful way. I gazed into a pool of water, Nostradamus-like, and contemplated the cosmos. Then I mixed the tarot cards and allowed the spirits to guide me to the cards that represent the lucky numbers for this week. Nothing is guaranteed but who knows ....?
I choose eight numbers because 8 is the number of of wealth.
Here are the lucky numbers for the week of August 26-Sept 1, 2022:
13, 24, 27, 33, 42, 49, 67, 77
There are many ways to delve into your own consciousness to find luck and intuition. Try reading Dream Power/Improve Your Luck (Super Strength Series) and see if your dreams give you any clues and premonitions. Here's a guide to the best books available this month
Learn Vedic Astrology
Last week I shared a video on Western astrology for beginners. This week I want to share a video on learning Vedic astrology. Enjoy!
Horoscope for the Week of August 22, 2022 - Sun Enters Virgo
The Sun enters Virgo bringing us a practical and earthy perspective. Got something to do? Roll up your sleeves and just do it… and right now!
(Prince Harry has Sun in Virgo)
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ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries have ample reserves of energy now to complete any task that has been gathering dust on their work schedule. Why not finish off things so you can free your time and fill it with more pleasant activities. You will also be able to address any health related issues and begin to feel more in control of where you want to go.
TAURUS (APRIL 21-MAY 21)
Whatever activities you may be planning, this is a great time to put them into motion. Your imagination is in top form and your ability to make things happen is charging up. So what are you waiting for, Taurus? Allow yourself the creative freedom to paint up your landscape with art, parties, pastimes, festivities and overall fun.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Family get togethers are in your future Gemini. Find ways to bring folks together and just relax. There are loose connections that can be strengthened and joint projects that can benefit others. And if you are considering any home renovation, this can be a productive time to take your ideas a few steps forward. Expand and engage.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
You know what you’re talking about, Cancer and have many great ideas just waiting to be shared. So what are you waiting for? This is the perfect time to express yourself, share your carefully considered opinions and find ways to get your messages to as many specific people as possible. Who knows where it can all lead?
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
As you have found over the past few weeks, focusing on expenses and earnings pays off in unexpected ways. Your efforts here enable you to feel more in control of your overall life path and give you more freedom to do what you want. Leos are generous souls but sometimes a little personal gain is not only necessary but beneficial to all.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
If you find yourself in the center of all of the action, enjoy all of the attention, Virgo. Open up and embrace the possibilities. Your energy level is especially high and your ability to charm people is unsurpassed. Reach out, make some careful moves and see where some new acquaintances can take you. So what are you waiting for??
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Whatever you are expecting to happen in a certain situation may not be exactly what you expect. In fact, there is a good chance it will turn out even better than you thought. So keep your sunny side up, Libra, and embrace optimism. Secrets spill, mysterious intuitions abound and all sorts of karmic stuff rises to the top. Float on it.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Friends are there when you need them, Scorpio. And you may find that you need them a little more than usual now. You need someone to help spark your best ideas and to keep you company on certain adventures. If you are so inclined, find new groups or organizations to join. Life is much more fun with a group involvement.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Professional commitments seem to expand as more people seek your expertise. That is great, Sagittarius. Your biggest challenge is to balance your time and don’t over-promise. Your long term plans seem to fall into place and your path to success can reveal itself. What will you do when you reach your goal? Hmm.
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
It’s time to spread your wings, Capricorn, and take flight to new and exciting life experiences. Whether that means actual travel or a new course of study that expands your mind and talents, is up to you. The most important thing to do is to get out of your comfort zone and see the world in a new way. Life should not be boring.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarians delving deep into their psyche can find answers to some long term mysteries and questions. Allow yourself time to explore your motivations and sense of self. Enable others to reveal to you some of their observations. Allow yourself to love fully, give all that you have to give and reap the benefits of personal growth.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Reaching out to others will have significant benefits for you, Pisces. Nurture those relationships that give you strength and pleasure. Heal those relationships that need more tender care and are worth preserving. Finally, step back from those relationships that need too much repair. There will be time to handle those in the future.
(c) 2022 MADAM LICHTENSTEIN, LLC., All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. @thestarryeye Find astrology readings on tinyurl.com/TheStarryEye and a great sun sign book at tinyurl.com/Herscopes