It's about the performances.
Truthfully, I have no idea who won except that Taylor Swift beat Michael Jackson. I am done with her now. She gets filed under Miley.
But I have some questions:
- What was Janet wearing? Bad enough she lip synched (because I am convinced after the VMAs she thinks she's too cool to sing) But why did she dress like Bubble's trainer?
- Who is Gloriana? Can I meet the 23 people who chose them as breakout artist of the year?
- Do you think Alicia Keys and Jay Z are knocking boots? Their onstage chemistry is amazing.
- Adam Glambert kissed a boy. Did he like it?
- Keith Urban's performance of "Kiss a Girl" - a recommendation to Glamberace?
- Was it really just a week ago that Carrie Underwood performed the same song on the CMAs? Time flies when you're drinking Veuve.
- Where's Lady Gaga's fake blood?
- Don't you think Mary J should have sung No More Drama to Whitney?
And no that wasn't 6.0 on the Richter scale. That was JLo's fat butt hitting the stage because her Louboutins couldn't hold it up (both the song and the shoes). Gimme a pair. I'll show you how it's done. I had high hopes for her as she used the boxer back up dancers as steps. Then boom. LOL. She needs to stay home. She cannot compete with Lady Gaga and Fergie. (Video: J.Lo Go Boom Boom Pow)
Even Marc Anthony looked more sick than his usual gaunt self.
All I know is that I'm happy that the AMAs officially kicked off the music season. Bring on the Grammy Nominations (and don't tell Kanye)