Quantcast

Titillating Taglines, Titles and Tools

A Double Kate!!!!!

Katie
Last week Katie Stevens was voted off American Idol and I was glad. I always preferred Sanjaya's hair-dos over her hideous outfits any day of the week.



Kate gosselin
Now I do a cartwheel as Dancing with the Stars said goodbye Kate Gosselin- I'm not sure what's worse- her dancing or her attitude.  UGH.  I'm glad to be rid of her again.  But I have a feeling I'll be saying that a lot.  She's like dust- she always comes back.

(Watch Kate's Bad Attitude Dancing Here)

On another note, Glee fans trashed Idol on Twitter last night because they went over time, so the DVR people were pissed.  But it was worth it because Bowersox rocks!!!!.  Thank God the Vogue parody hit the internet the week before.  Here's the "Like a Prayer" video (Last song on Glee last night) So don't be an AI hater.  Katie's gone and that fills me with Glee.  The only thing that could be better is if America votes Siobhan off tonight.



Most Influential Man Of The Year is………….DON DRAPER…………How Cool!?!?

Don-ep8
You know he's not real, www.askmen.com, don't you?

But I guess in light of the fact that drinking, smoking and sleeping around is all that is getting press these days it makes sense.

The website says he “represents something about male identity that is enduringly captivating but has nonetheless vanished…a brilliant career man and a temptation-swayed philanderer who sincerely wants to be a family man.” 

Reminds me of another fictional character that may have won if his show was still on the air.

Tony

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? 

Dave and john
 
Eminem- The Real Slim Shady


Yeah- She Got in My World Wide Pants- But You're Not

Video of Late Night Show Video of Extortion last night


David
If there could be a playbook on how sex scandals should be handled, David Letterman should write it.  He presented his story on his own terms. He didn't ask for anyone's forgiveness. He simply stated the facts and went on with his business.  And he did it with humor. 

I love David Letterman. He's smooth.

Check out the Top Ten Reasons Why Letterman's Sextortion Scandal Won't Matter


So do you think this Emmy winning producer of 48 hours extorntionist man would do a piece about the story when he gets out of jail and win another Emmy?  Stranger things have been known to happen in this business, right Whitney, MacKenzie, O.J.??????????


One Dad At A Time

Mackenzie

Ok, Mackenzie Phillips, it's your turn.  You can add your name to the list of celebrities who come out with deep dark secrets to sell a book. 

Sorry about Dad.  I really hope it's not true.  If it is, I'm not that shocked, truthfully.  All the Mamas and Papas were freaks.  It was the 60s/70s.  Drugs, hippies and movies like Pretty Baby and Lolita were box office hits.

 Lolita

Lolita 1962

The confession that really gets me is Mick Jagger.  Have you seen the chicks Mich Jagger bedded?  I hate to break the news Julie Cooper, you're not all that.

 Jerry hall

And can someone tell me what's on Oprah's mind?  Bad enough she dedicated 2 shows to the woman who coined the phrase "Crack is Whack".  Now if my memory serves me, Mackenzie swore up and down during that interview that she was no longer doing drugs.  She was then arrested in the airport on drug charges.   

Mackenzie Phillips Arrested

Hey Oprah- remember your book club recommendation in 2005?  How'd that work out for you?  Will you continue to give air time to people who are capable of telling a Million Little Lies?

Freymflsmall

 

James Frey