Cute Photograph: Two Dogs Sitting on Chair Having a Discussion

Someone emailed me this photo of two dogs captioned with: How many times have we just thought. . . "If I just close my eyes the b**** will go away."

I think it is obvious that "she's" on the left giving him an earful, really speaking her mind. And "he's" on the right with an expression that says just how fed up he is with her, he's tuned her out but is willing to just sit there and wait for her to be done talking.

Do we assume these gender assignments based on the feminine, blond hair and the spiked collar or do we assign gender based on the poses and expressions? I wonder what other captions could be given for this photograph -- do you have any ideas?
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For more dog humor: The New Yorker Book of Dog Cartoons