Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: March 2010
ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Who wants something new this March? Aries pets may suddenly decide to try a new diet or reject a previously favorite one. They are not being contrary, they are just being more experimental. Try teaching an old dog (or an old cat) new tricks.... like vacuuming?
TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Testy testy testy. That is your Bullish pet this month. Maybe they are over tired, maybe they miss an old friend. You may never know the source of their discontent. It may be that they yearn to make their mark on the world. That’s fine as long as they don’t make their mark on the furniture.
GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets get a bit underfoot in March. They not only follow you everywhere, they tend to get there first. Just when you want to sit on the couch and watch tv, your pal is stretched on your favorite pillow. When you want to nap, who is lounging on the bed? Fool them and eat instead.
CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Let you Crab pets have the run of the house. You may even want to plan a little fresh air time for them. They pine for open spaces and room to roam. When all is said and done, by the end of the month you may find them more docile and amenable. Try bathing them....
LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets can get into all sorts of mischief this March. Don’t be surprised if you find them howling at the moon and being extra amorous. Can you distract them with an extra treat or a new toy? Not likely. Better just give up and get them a date... or the right toy.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets seem especially needy this March. They crave your company and may follow you around the house until they get underfoot. But enjoy this time with them. By next month they can go back to ignoring you... until dinnertime.
VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets seem especially needy this March. They crave your company and may follow you around the house until they get underfoot. But enjoy this time with them. By next month they can go back to ignoring you... until dinnertime.
LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets have excessive amounts of energy this March and either race around the house or bolt for any open door. Keep an eye on them lest they get hurt, knock something over or get lost. Be sure that they get their necessary exercise too.
SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Who wants to have fun this March? Let’s guess... Scorp pets are even more playful than usual and seem to love to play anything. Toss them a new toy or get into the act yourself. You may be surprised how much fun you both can have... not to mention the needed exercise. Ahem.
SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
If your Sagittarian pet is a bit of a home body this March, let them enjoy their personal surroundings in peace. You may want to refresh their sleeping area with new pillows or blankets. Consider inviting some of their pals over for a playdate. Buy extra treats...
CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Cap pets can be a bit ornery this March and can cause you extra stress. Be patient with them and give them some latitude. They are feisty and experimental so just try to move stuff out of their way and give them things to chew on and kick around.
AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Someone is very hungry all the time. Watch your Aquarian pets’ food intake in March. They seem to have insatiable appetites. The more you feed them the more they will eat. You may need to dole out smaller portions but more frequently. Ask your vet.
PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Give your shy Pisces pet much more attention and hugs this March. Toss them some rewards. Teach them new tricks, pet and play with them more than usual. The time is never wasted. They just want to believe that they are the apple of your eye. I guess they are.
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