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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: July 2010

Dog horoscope Cat astrology Are you wondering just how hot and steamy can July get? I guess it depends upon the planets (not the weather forecast). I say expect your pet to be wooly -- plan to water liberally. Do you wonder why a Capricorn is so doggedly determined, why the Piscean pup is so dreamy, and why that Leo hound always tries to steal the limelight? If a pooch pounces on the vet, chances are Rover is an Aries. Stardogs: Astrology for Dogs reveals new ways of thinking about dogs. In Astrology for Cats astrological expert Joyce Jillson shows you how to uncover your cat's sun signs and understand their cosmic characteristics.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets have no trouble making their opinions known, but may be barking up the wrong tree. On the bright side, they seem to be especially industrious now. Toss ‘em a thank you bone or catnip...

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurus pets hoard their treasures for most of July. Learn to share. By the end of the month, they are friendly pals again. Everybody into the pool! Shake, shake, shake to dry off.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Personal charisma soars for all Gemini pets and they demand to be the center of attention. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on how you can train them to behave in front of strangers. How much do you like your shoes chewed?

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets seem to possess great self confidence this July. Give them loads of love and let them show off their great personalities. Later in the month, they hunger for more and more food. Stock up on the goodies.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets are surrounded by friends for most of July. They travel in packs and while away the time. Social obligations build to a frenzy, so be careful to keep an eye on them so they don’t run astray.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets can appear to others to be kind, warm, personable and gracious, even if they are not so inclined! They are hard at work this July on ... what I don’t know, but it seems important to them. How many bugs can you eat?

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets have wanderlust this July. They are absolutely energized and raring to go. At the same time, they seem especially generous with their swags and toys. Thank you for the saliva encrusted squeeze toy.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are ... ahem... especially sexually active this month but you should be a little choosy with their  partners. Too much fun will have its penalties, like a new litter of little ‘uns. Keep their fires of passion burning, but dish it out selectively, match by match.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarius pets direct their energies to you, you, you. Not a moment too soon; you were getting a little too miffed at their independence anyway. Relax a bit and let the good times roll.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets have the energy to tackle any and all tasks with supreme efficiency. Need something guarded? They are on the job. Need something eaten? Consider it done. Need someone to cuddle? Count them in.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Party animal! There is no stopping Aquarius pets this month as the energy compels them to perform, play or pounce with reckless abandon. They are having fun. How about you?

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets enjoy hanging around the home and fully enjoying their surroundings. If you find them especially lazy, cut them some slack. This July is their down time; let them recharge their batteries and prowl around next month.

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