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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: October 2010

Pirate The Sun sits in sociable Libra and then moves into intense Scorpio this month. Our furry, feathery and scaly friends go from being sociable and chatty to quiet and contemplative. Just what are they up to? Trick or Treat?? Pet Costumes or Pet Treats?

Aries pets are ready to cuddle this October so give them a hug or five until the 24th. Continue to pour on the love and affection after that but expect them to be a bit more reserve with that Scorpio influence. Maybe they are expecting an extra treat? Hint, hint.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are hard at work on.... something or another ...  early in the month. They may bite off a bit more than they can chew, including your favorite pair of shoes, but they seem to be on a mission and won’t rest until the “job” is done. Thank goodness they settle down after the 24th!

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are happy and mischievous in early October and will demand your constant attention. They are foot loose and fancy free so be sure that they don’t wander off in search of attention elsewhere. Buy them a new toy to keep them close to home and mentally engaged.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets find a tremendous sense of comfort and security in their shells and in their favorite warm spots around the house. They are especially domestic now so enjoy their attention while you can. By mid-month they will be on a fun filled rampage! Move the glassware!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets roar, meow, bark, splash and make their presence known in no uncertain terms! They are trying to tell you something. Maybe they need exercise, fresh air, a new and tasty treat or maybe ... ahem... a bath. Don’t worry - They will give you enough hints so you won’t have to guess.

Virgo pets become your close and constant pals, happily watching you clean the car, paint the deck or dust the living room. Reward them with a luxurious grooming as long as you are on a cleaning tear. By mid-month they express their love and appreciation for all your efforts in surprising ways.

Libra pets want to be the center of your attention this October so be sure to give them the attention they deserve. By mid-month they are up to their ears and paws in their personal toys and possessions. They are taking stock. A few more new goodie gifts couldn’t hurt...

All of the little things that Scorpio pets have hidden around the house are suddenly discovered and appropriated. Poor dears; they are depressed about it and may mope around the house. Let them have their privacy as long as they don’t hide their food in the back of the closet.

Keep a watchful eye on your Sagittarian pets' whereabouts this month. They seek their pals and may be tempted to wander out the door. Try to bring some of their friends over so you can keep tabs. By mid-month they may grow tired of all this activity and will need to rest and recuperate.

Capripets are contemplating their next big move so watch out. It may involve opening up the cupboards and ferreting out their favorite snacks while you are at work. Be forgiving even when they overindulge and fall asleep on your pillow.

Aquarian pets learn new tricks this October and seem to be on a new schedule. Don’t be surprised if they wake you up an hour earlier by licking your toes or stepping on your ear. Be forgiving - by mid-month they will happily be in new types of mischief. Lucky you.

Lust, over indulgence and general greed are the condiments spicing up your Pisces pets water bowl this October. They are not willing to share and keep hiding their toys around the house. Expect to step on one of their treasured items during the night.

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