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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats - December 2010

Ho ho ho. This December will be a time of festivities. Treat your pet to a few extra goodies this month and prepare for a happy holiday! Look here for great pet gift ideas -- all at a discount.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets gear up for an active period this December. Energetic Mars can spur them to new feats of mischief. Don't allow them to sleep the day away; exercise can bring good results.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
The Bull pet (and your pet bull...) is ready to party hearty this month, and why not? Mars is turning up the juice on fun and frolic while other planets are encouraging them to explore new territory (like your sock drawer).

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets want all their things in order so don’t move their favorite toy. Spoil them by refurbishing their sleeping area this December; a new blanket or box will make them especially happy.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are a bit more boisterous than usual this December. They are forced out of their shells by forceful Mars. They must give their opinion and give it NOW! They’ll settle down in January...

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Whoever said it is better to receive than to give must have been a Leo. Leo pets are even more acquisitive than usual this December. However, they will  share with those who allow them to be the center of attention!

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
A new broom sweeps clean in December. Give your Virgo pet a new project, new stimuli or even a new "look" in appearance. They hanker for a change, thanks to energetic Mars.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets are on a tear, forging ahead into the unknown abyss and around the corner into a neighbor’s yard. Keep an eye on them to be sure that they don’t stray too far this December.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets have good fortune upon good fortune in December. They attract new friends and a quite popular with old ones. Keep their holiday spirits up by giving them fresh air.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are on a mission. They have many things to accomplish before the end of the year so don’t stand in their way. Maybe they’ll even tell you where they hid the half chewed slipper...

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets are rather intuitive and seem to know what you are about to do. This is good if you have an extra treat for them. But try finding them when they have to go to the vet - Good luck!

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets are feeling a bit more "energetic" than usual. Mars is heating up their sex drive and they may be tempted to bite off more than they can chew. Keep them away from stuffed animals...

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets need companionship more than usual this December. Try not to travel too much and leave them alone - they will mope. See if there is a way you can take them with you on your journeys.

(c) 2010 Madam Lichtenstein, LLC, All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only

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