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Pet Horoscopes for Dogs and Cats: January 2011

Cat_dog_calendar Happy New Year!
All fat cats and playful puppies have reason to celebrate and ring in the new year. All these planets in Capricorn guarantee success in any venture. Start planning your new year with these great calendars: 365 Cats Page-A-Day Calendar 2011 and 365 Dogs Page-A-Day Calendar 2011.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets want to get the job done this January. These industrious souls are on the prowl for anything and everything. Give them a task and watch them in action. Success is guaranteed.
 
TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Ring...ring...Taurus pets seem to hear the world calling. They want to expand their horizons. Be careful that they do not wander too far off track. Don’t leave any doors or windows open. At very least keep a watchful eye on them.
 
GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are ablaze with sexual drive. All these planets in Capricorn rev them into overdrive and they cannot be dissuaded from their merging missions. Try to keep them busy with other things and groom them constantly.
 
CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are anxious for companionship and may stick close to you through out the month. They demand more attention than usual from you. Give them a treat to show them you care.
 
LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets seem to have insatiable appetites this month and may be putting on extra weight. It may be hard to curb them now, but at very least feed them with healthy foods that are less fattening.
 
VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Jolly Virgo pets are pranksters this January, getting into mischief and looking silly. They crave an audience so try to give them more attention and accolades. A new toy couldn’t hurt either.
 
LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets find that home is a perfect center of activity in January. Create an opportunity for them to have a few friends over. Change is also beneficial; Moving the furniture around has an energizing effect on these guys and gals.
 
SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are very vocal this January and may take to howling and meowing at all times of day and night. They may be trying to tell you something. How can you quiet them down? By giving them lots and lots of love.
 
SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are interested in their possessions. Whether it’s a fancy toy or a used sock, they want to have them in a particular place where they can keep their eye on them. Sometimes they may hide a few items. Be careful of where you step.
 
CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
January is the time of year for Capricorn pets to shine. They have boundless energy and are ready to meet and greet as many new people and pets as possible. Their charisma is sky high.
 
AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets have a few secrets up their furs and feathers. They may take to hiding a few of them in the back of your closet or under the bed. If you have trouble finding them this January, just wait until February.
 
PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Friendships will seem exceptionally important to Pisces pets now. It is a good idea to invite a few of their pals over for a play session or take some of them to the park where they can get some fresh air and visit with others.

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First time I have a horoscope for animals!!

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MJ Harris

Thank you!

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