Pet Astrology

Dog Sun Sign Personality Profile

Just in time for the new year - Dog Astrology Sign Personality Profiles

Dog Sun-Sign Personality Profiles

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
Aries dogs must have their own way. This attitude makes them the perfect watch dog since they are focused on protecting their territory and their possessions (you included...).
Aries Pet Archetype: Rin Tin Tin
Apt Names for Aries Dogs: General, Rambo, Patton

TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Taurean dogs tend to be happy, lazy fellows who enjoy a good meal (or even a not so good one) and lazing around a roaring fire. They are pals to the end. Simple pleasures are the best, like drinking out of the toilet.
Taurus Pet Archetype: Murry from Mad About You
Apt Names for Taurus Dogs: A simple name like Fred or Stella, Bulldog

GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 21)
Gemini dogs are chatterboxes, just like their human counterparts. They love to bark and may be slightly more nervous than most dogs. They also love to watch tv or video games, but they are not so good with the controls.
Gemini Pet Archetype: The Tazmanian Devil
Apt Names for Gemini Dogs: Bowser, Barkley

CANCER (Jun 22 - Jil 23)
Cancer dogs are very mothering and protective, especially of children. She needs her own special spot in the bedroom and in the family room and can usually be found in one of those two places. She needs lots of love and attention or she’ll pout.
Cancer Pet Archetype: Nurse from Peter Pan
Apt Names for Cancer Dogs: Lovie, Cuddles

LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
Leo dogs love to be admired and groomed. They can be seen strutting their stuff around the neighborhood looking for a compliment or a hug. Don’t ignore him - he will become sulky and will wander off to seek admiration elsewhere.
Leo Pet Archetype: Morris the Cat
Apt Names for Leo Dogs: Rex, King, Queenie, Prince

VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
Virgo dogs are very very clean and precise. They never seem to spill their food and actually love to be bathed. They are also one of the most loyal dogs around and are very protective.
Virgo Pet Archetype: Any Seeing Eye Dog
Apt Names for Virgo Dogs: Lady, Trusty

LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
Libra dogs are real charmers and are full of personality. They love to joke around and make friends wherever they go. These are the dogs that like to travel in packs and wrestle around. They tend to get into mischief.
Libra Pet Archetype: Mickey Mouse
Apt Names for Libra Dogs: Charmer. Pal

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Scorpio dogs like to quietly bury their bones in secretive places (like in the back of your closet...) They are strategists and will always be nicest to the ones who feed them. They are not especially good with children but will protect them in a pinch.
Scorpio Pet Archetype: Wile E. Coyote
Apt Names for Scorpio Dogs: Mephisto, Gekko, Holmes

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
Sag dogs love to roam around the yard and explore. If you happen to leave the gate open, they will happily explore the neighborhood. This dog has many friends, both canine and human, and is great with kids, although they have a tendency to knock them over in their play.
Sagittarius Pet Archetype: Bugs Bunny
Apt Names for Sagittarius Dogs: Lucky, Pal

CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Capricorn dogs are serious guys who appear to be a little shy. That’s because they really don’t have that much self confidence and need loads of love and attention to bring them out of their shells. They are intensely loyal and long time companions as long as you take care of them.
Capricorn Pet Archetype: Lassie
Apt Names for Capricorn Dogs: Buster, Mr. T.

AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Aquarian dogs are just plain eccentric and they like it that way. They may be unusual looking or behave erratically. They are interested in just about anything and everything which means that they can get into all sorts of trouble if left unsupervised.
Aquarius Pet Archetype: ALF
Apt Names for Aquarius Dogs: Astro, Spacey

PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Piscean dogs are dreamers who like nothing better than to chase after shadows and butterflies. They are truly puppy dogs and are expert lickers. They adore children but are not the best watch dogs because they love just about everybody!
Pisces Pet Archetype: Felix the Cat
Apt Names for Pisces Dogs: Dreamer, Paws


Cat Sun Sign Personality Profiles

Just in time for the new year - Cat Astrology Sign Personality Profiles

Cat Sun-Sign Personality Profiles

ARIES (Mar21 - Apr 20)
Aries cats are always on the prowl. They are exceptional mousers because they are conquering tigers at heart. They are focused on protecting their territory and their possessions (you included...) so make sure that they feel comfortable with overnight guests.
Aries Pet Archetype: Rin Tin Tin
Apt Names for Aries Cats: General, Rambo, Patton, Tiger

TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Taurean cats risk becoming overweight because they really enjoy a good meal (and even a not so good one) and generally hate exercising. They are purring pals to the end. Simple pleasures are the best, especially lazing around a warm fireplace.
Taurus Pet Archetype: Murray from Mad About You
Apt Names for Taurus Cats: A simple name like Fred or Stella

GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 21)
They don’t stop meowing. Gemini cats are chatterboxes, just like their human counterparts. They may be slightly more nervous than most other cats but that’s because they are a bit smarter too. They love to watch tv or video games, but they are not especially good with the controls.
Gemini Pet Archetype: The Tazmanian Devil
Apt Names for Gemini Cats: Meowser, Purrly, Mr. Jitters

CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 23)
Cancer cats may look like they are resting but they will always have one protecting eye focused on you. They are very mothering. They need their own special spot in the bedroom and in the family room and can usually be found in one of those two places. Give them lots of love and attention or they will pout.
Cancer Pet Archetype: Nurse from Peter Pan
Apt Names for Cancer Cats: Fluffy, Cuddles

LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
Leo cats are the king of beasts and with good reason; They love to be admired and stroked. They can be seen strutting their stuff around the house looking for a compliment or a hug. Don’t ignore them - they’ll become sulky and will wander off to seek admiration elsewhere.
Leo Pet Archetype: Morris the Cat
Apt Names for Leo Dogs: Rex, King, Queenie

VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
Virgo cats are very very clean. Their litter boxes look like a Japanese meditation garden. They never spill their food and actually love to be bathed. Where are all their hairballs?? Neatly arranged, out of sight, under the bed. They are one of the most loyal cats around.
Virgo Pet Archetype: Tidy Cat
Apt Names for Virgo Cats: Doc, Trusty, Felix Unger

LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
Libra cats are real charmers and have winning personalities. They love to fool around and have loads of friends from all around town. These are the cats who like to travel and wrestle around. They tend to get into mischief.
Libra Pet Archetype: Mickey Mouse
Apt Names for Libra Cats: Charmer, Dapper, Pal

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Scorpio cats quietly bury their catnip or string in secretive places (like in the back of your closet...) and will hide there to keep an eye on things. They are pragmatists who will be nicest to the ones who feed them. They are not especially good around children but will protect them in a pinch.
Scorpio Pet Archetype: Wile E. Coyote
Apt Names for Scorpio Cats: Mephisto, Gekko, Sleuth

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
Sag cats love to roam around the house and explore. If you happen to leave the door open, they will happily explore the neighborhood. Expect them to miss the litter box on occasion; hey, they don’t mind the mess, why should you?
Sagittarius Pet Archetype: Bugs Bunny
Apt Names for Sagittarius Cats: Lucky, Hairball, Hairy

CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Capricorn cats are quiet and a little shy. That’s because they really don’t have that much self confidence and need loads of love and attention to bring them out of their shells. They are intensely loyal and long time companions as long as you treat them nicely.
Capricorn Pet Archetype: Lassie
Apt Names for Capricorn Cats: Buster, Mr. T.

AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Aquarian cats are curious and just plain eccentric and they like it that way. They may be unusual looking or behave strangely for a cat (like loving to play 'fetch'). They are interested in anything and everything which means that they can get into all sorts of trouble if left unsupervised.
Aquarius Pet Archetype: ALF
Apt Names for Aquarius Cats: Astro, Spacey

PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Piscean cats are dreamers who like nothing better than to chase after shadows and insects. They are truly happy cubs and are expert lickers. They adore children and will gravitate to anyone who feeds them treats. Keep them well groomed and they will thrive.
Pisces Pet Archetype: Felix the Cat
Apt Names for Pisces Cats: Dreamer, Paws


Pet Horoscopes for Dogs and Cats: January 2011

Cat_dog_calendar Happy New Year!
All fat cats and playful puppies have reason to celebrate and ring in the new year. All these planets in Capricorn guarantee success in any venture. Start planning your new year with these great calendars: 365 Cats Page-A-Day Calendar 2011 and 365 Dogs Page-A-Day Calendar 2011.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets want to get the job done this January. These industrious souls are on the prowl for anything and everything. Give them a task and watch them in action. Success is guaranteed.
 
TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Ring...ring...Taurus pets seem to hear the world calling. They want to expand their horizons. Be careful that they do not wander too far off track. Don’t leave any doors or windows open. At very least keep a watchful eye on them.
 
GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are ablaze with sexual drive. All these planets in Capricorn rev them into overdrive and they cannot be dissuaded from their merging missions. Try to keep them busy with other things and groom them constantly.
 
CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are anxious for companionship and may stick close to you through out the month. They demand more attention than usual from you. Give them a treat to show them you care.
 
LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets seem to have insatiable appetites this month and may be putting on extra weight. It may be hard to curb them now, but at very least feed them with healthy foods that are less fattening.
 
VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Jolly Virgo pets are pranksters this January, getting into mischief and looking silly. They crave an audience so try to give them more attention and accolades. A new toy couldn’t hurt either.
 
LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets find that home is a perfect center of activity in January. Create an opportunity for them to have a few friends over. Change is also beneficial; Moving the furniture around has an energizing effect on these guys and gals.
 
SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are very vocal this January and may take to howling and meowing at all times of day and night. They may be trying to tell you something. How can you quiet them down? By giving them lots and lots of love.
 
SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are interested in their possessions. Whether it’s a fancy toy or a used sock, they want to have them in a particular place where they can keep their eye on them. Sometimes they may hide a few items. Be careful of where you step.
 
CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
January is the time of year for Capricorn pets to shine. They have boundless energy and are ready to meet and greet as many new people and pets as possible. Their charisma is sky high.
 
AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets have a few secrets up their furs and feathers. They may take to hiding a few of them in the back of your closet or under the bed. If you have trouble finding them this January, just wait until February.
 
PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Friendships will seem exceptionally important to Pisces pets now. It is a good idea to invite a few of their pals over for a play session or take some of them to the park where they can get some fresh air and visit with others.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats - December 2010

Ho ho ho. This December will be a time of festivities. Treat your pet to a few extra goodies this month and prepare for a happy holiday! Look here for great pet gift ideas -- all at a discount.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets gear up for an active period this December. Energetic Mars can spur them to new feats of mischief. Don't allow them to sleep the day away; exercise can bring good results.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
The Bull pet (and your pet bull...) is ready to party hearty this month, and why not? Mars is turning up the juice on fun and frolic while other planets are encouraging them to explore new territory (like your sock drawer).

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets want all their things in order so don’t move their favorite toy. Spoil them by refurbishing their sleeping area this December; a new blanket or box will make them especially happy.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are a bit more boisterous than usual this December. They are forced out of their shells by forceful Mars. They must give their opinion and give it NOW! They’ll settle down in January...

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Whoever said it is better to receive than to give must have been a Leo. Leo pets are even more acquisitive than usual this December. However, they will  share with those who allow them to be the center of attention!

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
A new broom sweeps clean in December. Give your Virgo pet a new project, new stimuli or even a new "look" in appearance. They hanker for a change, thanks to energetic Mars.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets are on a tear, forging ahead into the unknown abyss and around the corner into a neighbor’s yard. Keep an eye on them to be sure that they don’t stray too far this December.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets have good fortune upon good fortune in December. They attract new friends and a quite popular with old ones. Keep their holiday spirits up by giving them fresh air.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are on a mission. They have many things to accomplish before the end of the year so don’t stand in their way. Maybe they’ll even tell you where they hid the half chewed slipper...

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets are rather intuitive and seem to know what you are about to do. This is good if you have an extra treat for them. But try finding them when they have to go to the vet - Good luck!

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets are feeling a bit more "energetic" than usual. Mars is heating up their sex drive and they may be tempted to bite off more than they can chew. Keep them away from stuffed animals...

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets need companionship more than usual this December. Try not to travel too much and leave them alone - they will mope. See if there is a way you can take them with you on your journeys.

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Pet Horoscope - November 2010

Dewey2 The Sun travels through mysterious Scorpio in the early part of the month and into jolly Sagittarius after the 24th. Pets of all stripes and patches go through a quiet, almost secretive period, followed by a friendly and festive turn of events. Welcome November with all its barks, meows and chirps! This month's recommended reading -- for you or for gift giving. Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Activity is centered on self discovery for all adventurous Aries pets. Do they have enough stimulation?  If the answer is a "no" or even a qualified and wavering "maybe", you can do what needs to be done to stimulate their environment and keep them on their toes.... errr....paws and claws.

TAURUS (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets need company at all times this November. This is the key to their happiness and fulfillment. Try not to leave them alone for too long or, if you have a long standing trip planned, leave them with friends or relatives who adore them.

GEMINI (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
It seems that Gemini pets have a need to get things done and may appear to be much more active than usual this November. Give them “tasks” that they can accomplish by buying them toys that challenge them. Napping doesn’t seem to be in the stars. Rise and shine!

CANCER (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets may seem a little greedy and selfish with their possessions this November. This is understandable; They don’t feel like they have enough stuff. Combat that behavior by slipping them a few extra treats. 

LEO (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets demand all your attention this November. The limelight beckons and they can’t be pulled away with a crowbar. Your company becomes their captive audience. How do you quiet them down? Don’t ask me!

VIRGO (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are very communicative this November. Whether they bark, meow, hiss or chirp, you will hear them loud and clear. Who knows? You may just understand what they are trying to tell you.

LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets take to hiding their possessions just where you may step on them. Keep a watchful eye where you tread this November. Also note when they go in and out of closets. There could be a few hidden treasures in there as well.

SCORPIO (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets can not only light up the center stage this month but can set it on fire. There is every indication that the time has come for them to demand their rightful place in the house and grab all the attention. Don’t make them sleep in the yard or garage.

SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Itchy paws? Sagittarius pets are tempted to travel and seek unexplored vistas. Be careful of leaving doors or windows open in case they take flight. Try to give them more stimulation at home so they overcome their wanderlust.

CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets have a need to make friends this November and to support those that they already have. Invite some over and let them play together. Also try to groom them more often so that the lonely times don’t seem so bad.

AQUARIUS (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarius pets have plans but they are not going to tell you a thing! The best thing to do this November is to give them plenty of exercise  and nutritional supplements (with the vets permission). Then, whatever they are up to they’ll be in top form.

PISCES (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets seem to suffer from a lack of self confidence, but you can combat that  with a few encouraging words to them. They may sleep more than usual but this is not unusual, considering the planetary energy. They will be more lively next month.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: October 2010

Pirate The Sun sits in sociable Libra and then moves into intense Scorpio this month. Our furry, feathery and scaly friends go from being sociable and chatty to quiet and contemplative. Just what are they up to? Trick or Treat?? Pet Costumes or Pet Treats?

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are ready to cuddle this October so give them a hug or five until the 24th. Continue to pour on the love and affection after that but expect them to be a bit more reserve with that Scorpio influence. Maybe they are expecting an extra treat? Hint, hint.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are hard at work on.... something or another ...  early in the month. They may bite off a bit more than they can chew, including your favorite pair of shoes, but they seem to be on a mission and won’t rest until the “job” is done. Thank goodness they settle down after the 24th!

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are happy and mischievous in early October and will demand your constant attention. They are foot loose and fancy free so be sure that they don’t wander off in search of attention elsewhere. Buy them a new toy to keep them close to home and mentally engaged.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets find a tremendous sense of comfort and security in their shells and in their favorite warm spots around the house. They are especially domestic now so enjoy their attention while you can. By mid-month they will be on a fun filled rampage! Move the glassware!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets roar, meow, bark, splash and make their presence known in no uncertain terms! They are trying to tell you something. Maybe they need exercise, fresh air, a new and tasty treat or maybe ... ahem... a bath. Don’t worry - They will give you enough hints so you won’t have to guess.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets become your close and constant pals, happily watching you clean the car, paint the deck or dust the living room. Reward them with a luxurious grooming as long as you are on a cleaning tear. By mid-month they express their love and appreciation for all your efforts in surprising ways.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets want to be the center of your attention this October so be sure to give them the attention they deserve. By mid-month they are up to their ears and paws in their personal toys and possessions. They are taking stock. A few more new goodie gifts couldn’t hurt...

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
All of the little things that Scorpio pets have hidden around the house are suddenly discovered and appropriated. Poor dears; they are depressed about it and may mope around the house. Let them have their privacy as long as they don’t hide their food in the back of the closet.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Keep a watchful eye on your Sagittarian pets' whereabouts this month. They seek their pals and may be tempted to wander out the door. Try to bring some of their friends over so you can keep tabs. By mid-month they may grow tired of all this activity and will need to rest and recuperate.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capripets are contemplating their next big move so watch out. It may involve opening up the cupboards and ferreting out their favorite snacks while you are at work. Be forgiving even when they overindulge and fall asleep on your pillow.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets learn new tricks this October and seem to be on a new schedule. Don’t be surprised if they wake you up an hour earlier by licking your toes or stepping on your ear. Be forgiving - by mid-month they will happily be in new types of mischief. Lucky you.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Lust, over indulgence and general greed are the condiments spicing up your Pisces pets water bowl this October. They are not willing to share and keep hiding their toys around the house. Expect to step on one of their treasured items during the night.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: September 2010

Dog horoscope Cat astrology The summer is winding down, be there is still quite a bit of sun-baked energy going around. Keep your eye on the antics of our furry, feathery and scaley pals as the Sun jumps from practical Virgo into breezy Libra.

Do you wonder why a Capricorn is so doggedly determined, why the Piscean pup is so dreamy, and why that Leo hound always tries to steal the limelight? If a pooch pounces on the vet, chances are Rover is an Aries. Stardogs: Astrology for Dogs reveals new ways of thinking about dogs. In Astrology for Cats astrological expert Joyce Jillson shows you how to uncover your cat's sun signs and understand their cosmic characteristics.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are interested in cuddling when the Sun glides into Libra. Offer oddles of cuddles and make them feel special. They want your company and may not leave you alone for a minute. If this seems unusual, wait until next month when their attention goes elsewhere.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are hard at work this September digging, hiding and generally running around. Expect little gifts to be left on your pillow. Be sure to give them a little extra in their dinner plates as a reward.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Your Gemini pet may happily knock over a few treasures this month thanks to an overactive Sun in sociable Libra. Batten down the hatches and engage them in activities that keep them on ground level.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are content to stay around the house this September. They may be found happily hiding under the bed, in the bathtub or in the back of the closet. Goad them out with a purrfect treat...

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
There is a clatter, chatter and clamor around Leo pets  this month as the Sun encourages them to meow, bark, bleat and howl. Ordinarily quiet ones may be making quite a racket. Thank goodness, this too shall pass.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets may be especially selfish with their toys this month and may hide things around the house to protect them. Try not to step on anything in the dark. Ouch!

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets are full of personality and energy now. Others gravitate to them and they are the hit of the block or pet walk. Treat them to a grooming session. They are more aware of their appearance and would love it!

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets seem more intuitive now and can sense when they are being fed dry food or human food. Don’t try to fool them while herding them into the travel case for a trip to the vet. They will hide until October!

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are especially popular now and they love it. They walk with confidence, looking for compliments and a few cuddles. Anyone that comes near them has to give them loads of attention or a piece of shrimp. Hint hint.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricpets seem especially careful this September and may refrain from risky behavior like climbing to the top of the refrigerator or jumping over a favorite table. Do they want to make a good impression or are they just tired?? Ask them.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets may have a tendency to wander off this month thanks to the expansive Sun. Wise parents will make sure that the screen doors are closed and the windows are only slightly ajar. When all else fails, dust off the leash...

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Piscean pets are especially rambunctious and randy this September and can get into all sorts of mischief. If you are not interested in the pitter patter of new little paws or claws be sure to buy them a toy to keep their mind off natural pursuits.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: August 2010

Dog horoscope Cat astrology They are here -- the dog (and cat) days of August! Sun in Leo makes your pets charming and full of fun. But watch out -- they may need much, much more attention. You have been warned!
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Do you wonder why a Capricorn is so doggedly determined, why the Piscean pup is so dreamy, and why that Leo hound always tries to steal the limelight? If a pooch pounces on the vet, chances are Rover is an Aries. Stardogs: Astrology for Dogs reveals new ways of thinking about dogs. In Astrology for Cats astrological expert Joyce Jillson shows you how to uncover your cat's sun signs and understand their cosmic characteristics.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are even more playful than usual in August. Give them plenty of space to roam but also keep a watchful eye on their activities. They could get into mischief. Warn the neighbors!

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
If your Taurus pet is more interested in alone time this August, let them have it. Call it a recharging of their batteries or just plain laziness. Let them have an area of the house that is theirs so they can feel “independent.”

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Where are you? Gemini pets are under the radar. You can find them hiding in their favorite spots or sneaking around the corners away from sight. A case of shyness? I bet you can tempt them out with a treat.... err make that several treats.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Spoil your Cancer pet this August with a new toy. Play with them and chase them around the house. They respond well to extra stimulation and can be persuaded to exercise. This the best way to do so. Well, the only way!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
The feisty Leo energy cannot be suppressed this August. Keep your Leo pets on a tight leash and watch for any open doors and windows. Let them know that they are the best and they will be happy to stay close to you through the month.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are on a mission whether it’s collecting all their insects  into a corner or arranging your chewed shoes under the bed. They are very organized and love to keep an inventory. Let’s hope it’s not on your pillow.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Give Libra pets something to keep their mind off their wanderlust. They are sexy and very active. There is no telling where they will go and what mischief they will get into. Hello Mom and Dad!

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are interested in being with another furry or scaly friend all through August. Arrange some play dates for them. If their friends are scare, an extra cuddle or treat from you couldn’t hurt.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Be sure to give your Sadge pet a bit more grooming this August. Maybe its the weather, maybe it’s their energy level but you can make them more comfortable and happy with a bath or a brush. Check their diet too.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Cap pets may hit into things around the house. Watch out for possible breakage and keep a careful eye on anything that is fragile or irreplaceable. Let them roam the rumpus room and create a rumpus there.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarius pets are fun loving and full of love this August. Will you be the lucky recipient? They are raring to go! Lucky you! Let them roam the house or backyard to diffuse some of that frantic merriment.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets may move their favorite things around or find a new special hiding place to stash their loot. They can be very imaginative. Try setting up a mirror for them to peer into. Who’s that???

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: July 2010

Dog horoscope Cat astrology Are you wondering just how hot and steamy can July get? I guess it depends upon the planets (not the weather forecast). I say expect your pet to be wooly -- plan to water liberally. Do you wonder why a Capricorn is so doggedly determined, why the Piscean pup is so dreamy, and why that Leo hound always tries to steal the limelight? If a pooch pounces on the vet, chances are Rover is an Aries. Stardogs: Astrology for Dogs reveals new ways of thinking about dogs. In Astrology for Cats astrological expert Joyce Jillson shows you how to uncover your cat's sun signs and understand their cosmic characteristics.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets have no trouble making their opinions known, but may be barking up the wrong tree. On the bright side, they seem to be especially industrious now. Toss ‘em a thank you bone or catnip...

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurus pets hoard their treasures for most of July. Learn to share. By the end of the month, they are friendly pals again. Everybody into the pool! Shake, shake, shake to dry off.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Personal charisma soars for all Gemini pets and they demand to be the center of attention. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on how you can train them to behave in front of strangers. How much do you like your shoes chewed?

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets seem to possess great self confidence this July. Give them loads of love and let them show off their great personalities. Later in the month, they hunger for more and more food. Stock up on the goodies.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets are surrounded by friends for most of July. They travel in packs and while away the time. Social obligations build to a frenzy, so be careful to keep an eye on them so they don’t run astray.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets can appear to others to be kind, warm, personable and gracious, even if they are not so inclined! They are hard at work this July on ... what I don’t know, but it seems important to them. How many bugs can you eat?

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets have wanderlust this July. They are absolutely energized and raring to go. At the same time, they seem especially generous with their swags and toys. Thank you for the saliva encrusted squeeze toy.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are ... ahem... especially sexually active this month but you should be a little choosy with their  partners. Too much fun will have its penalties, like a new litter of little ‘uns. Keep their fires of passion burning, but dish it out selectively, match by match.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarius pets direct their energies to you, you, you. Not a moment too soon; you were getting a little too miffed at their independence anyway. Relax a bit and let the good times roll.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets have the energy to tackle any and all tasks with supreme efficiency. Need something guarded? They are on the job. Need something eaten? Consider it done. Need someone to cuddle? Count them in.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Party animal! There is no stopping Aquarius pets this month as the energy compels them to perform, play or pounce with reckless abandon. They are having fun. How about you?

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets enjoy hanging around the home and fully enjoying their surroundings. If you find them especially lazy, cut them some slack. This July is their down time; let them recharge their batteries and prowl around next month.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: June 2010

June is a breath of summer air and all pets feel in the summer celebration mode. Give them loads of attention and fresh air now. A little treat couldn’t hurt either.... :)

Dogstar ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets may stay close to home this June as the Sun sits in Gemini. Be sure that they have loads of fresh water and  a clean play and sleep space. Otherwise, they may be forced to find a new place to lounge... say... on your pillow.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are more vocal than usual offering symphonies of sounds to delight and possibly annoy you. Let them express themselves - you can’t stop them now anyway. The Sun in Gemini eventually moves on. Maybe not soon enough.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets shine in early June as the sun sits in their sign. Give them loads of attention... or else. They are extremely sociable now and it seems like every pet in the neighborhood gravitates to them. Stock up on extra treats!

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are very secretive this June and may be hiding their treasures around the house. Nothing you can do about it! Wait until mid-month when the Sun enters Cancer to begin your treasure hunt. Don’t put it off too long!

Catast LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Expect a barrage of company for you Leo pet this June. The Sun sits in gregarious Gemini and brings all their furry, feathery and scaley friends to their door. Maybe you should let them venture a bit, under your very watchful eye.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are on a mission in June. They have work to do and you must give them time and space to do it. Keep a few treats handy - they are expecting a reward for their efforts and will look to you to do it.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Keep a leash on your Libra pet this June. They are apt to wander off in search of adventure. The Sun in Cancer suggests that they may also be a little dreamy now. Keep their attention by providing extra play and grooming time.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are hot to trot this June and may be on the prowl for amourous liasions. Lucky you! These guys are usually on the prowl but this month it may be difficult to keep track of them. You have been warned.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarius pets are planning their next adventure and may get into all sorts of mischief in June. Keep an eye on them; they may be apt to topple a prized vase or chew on your favorite shoe. All in a days work!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets want loads of attention from you this June so give it to them. The sun shines in Cancer until the 23rd which means that they are happiest snuggling with you or with a playmate. Make their sleeping areas extra special this month.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarius pets don’t know the meaning of the word sleep this June as the sun in Cancer makes them extra industrious. Work, work, work! Give them plenty of projects or something interesting to look at so they have something to fill the time.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets are only interested in having fun this June, so let them have fun. If that means sleeping in the sun, great. If that means burrowing in the closet, you have been warned!
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If you want to gain astrological insight into your dog's thoughts, moods and behavior you should read Dog Stars: Astrology for Dog Lovers or Cosmic Canines: The Complete Astrology Guide for You and Your Dog. Cat lovers who read Vivian's Original Cat Astrology will learn how different vibrations of the planets influence each cat's personality, resulting in some cats becoming homebodies and some wandering gypsies.
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