Pet Astrology

Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: May 2010

Merry May opens with Sun in Taurus which gives all pets an opportunity to lounge in the sun and recharge. But get ready for mid-month when the Sun enters Gemini. The sparks and fur fly!

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are feisty and fancy free in May. They seek freedom and will find it if you forget to keep door and windows closed. Let them enjoy their freedom under your watchful eye ... or on a long leash.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
There is a lot to do and not enough time to do it... or so it seems. Expect great activity and more than the usual amount of curiousity from your Taurean pet. They are on a mission, but can be diverted by something nice in their food dish.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets love to share their stuff and this May, Don’t be surprised if they leave you all sorts of little gifts. I’m not sure what you can do with an old piece of fabric or a soggy toy, but always remember to say thank you.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancerian pets are the life of their respective parties all through May. They attract new friends and admirers and they looove all the attention. Keep an eye on them lest they stray too far from home and get lost.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Use the month of May to groom and spoil your Leo pet. They crave beauty and stroking. Decide if you want them to sit and sulk or if you just love to hug them all the time.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Keep an eye on your Virgo pet this May unless youwant to be a new parent.They are sexy and attractive to others and can get into mischief. Try to keep their attentions focused on new stimuli... err toys.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Your Libra pets needs new friends this May. Try to arrange some play dates or take them out to the park. Whatever you decide, be sure that they look their best too. How about a fancy new outfit?

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Even very active Scorpio pets may be a bit lazy and laid back this May. This is good - they are recharging their batteries. They may pay a bit more attention to you so be prepared to give them a little more attention too.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are on a mission and are the intrepid explorers. Don’t think that you will fool them. They find all new treausres. Don’t be surprised if they park them in the back of your closet. Surprise!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
May is a time of peace and quiet around your Capripets. They are almost meditative and calm. What a nice change of pace! Allow them their alone time but also know when to give them an extra cuddle.... and a bath.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Attend to your Aquarian pet’s health this month. If that means that you keep them more  grounded in the interior space so be it. Check all diet and medication to be sure that it is fresh and applicable. Watch ‘em run in June!

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
If your Picean pets seem more cuddly than usual (and that is saying something...) it is just because they feel in need of a little tlc. Give it to them in big bundles and they will return the attention in kind.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: April 2010

Bring on the April showers! Furry, scaly and absolutely bald pets can all enjoy the refreshing energy of the Sun moving from randy Aries to sexy Taurus. Can you rein them in? Don’t even try!

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
This time of year is a confident and almost pushy time for Aries pets. (Why is this time of year different from any other?) Give them loads of attention and make them feel like rulers of the roost. They are anyway...

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets love to share their stuff with you and this time of year they are especially generous. They will even let you warm a spot for them on the bed. Will they surprise you with a little gift from the garden? Let’s hope not.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Sociable Gemini pets will want to have their friends over for get togethers this April. Give them plenty of exercise and introduce them to new neighbors and friends. If you can find a new toy that they can get to know better, that works too.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Who loves to stay home and relax this April? Yes, its most Cancer pets. Don’t try to push them to do things. They are not motivated to do anything except monopolize all your attention. Divert them with a treat.... in another room.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets may feel confined this April and can try to escape. Keep doors and windows closed around them. But try to find ways of giving them fresh air and a sense of freedom.... on a leash.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
It may be spring but April can get pretty hot for all Virgo pets. They can be feisty, sexy and full of adventure. Keep an eye on them lest you find yourself with a new litter. April showers will not dampen their enthusiasm!

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets seek the familiar and love routine this April. Don’t buy them a new set of toys a new food bowl  or make too many changes in their sleeping area. Instead, make them feel confident by giving them a few extra April hugs.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets need their rest this April. They may lack a bit of energy and may sleep more. Make life easy for them. Their dormancy is natural this time of year but expect them to come out of it later in the month.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Unlike Scorpio pets, Sagittarians are brimming with energy and exuberance in April. They are not naturally graceful either and can knock over things and cause a mess. Store some of your more precious objects in the closet until May.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capripets are true homebodies this April and just love to cuddle up with you. This is fine as long as you are home. Try to arrange your schedule so you spend a little more time with them than usual. Otherwise they will whimper.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets are very expressive this April. They howl, meow and bark at the slightest things. They are just trying to start a conversation with you. Let them have the last growl. There may not be much that you can do anyway.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
The generosity of Piscean pets hits a peak this April. They manage to offer you more little gifts and goodies than usual. A worm! Enjoy the attention while you can. By next month, you’ll have to catch your own gifts.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: March 2010

Dog behavior March may not come in like a lion and out like a lamb. It might very well come in like a lizard and out like a poodle .... or is it in like a tabby and out like a rabbit? Who knows what can happen! Read ahead to see how things can change this month. How much do you really know about our dogs and cats? Learn more in Inside of a Dog: What Dogs See, Smell, and Know and in Why Do Cats Always Land on Their Feet?: 101 of the Most Perplexing Questions Answered About Feline Unfathomables, Medical Mysteries and Befuddling Behaviors.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Who wants something new this March? Aries pets may suddenly decide to try a new diet or reject a previously favorite one. They are not being contrary, they are just being more experimental. Try teaching an old dog (or an old cat) new tricks.... like vacuuming?

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Testy testy testy. That is your Bullish pet this month. Maybe they are over tired, maybe they miss an old friend. You may never know the source of their discontent. It may be that they yearn to make their mark on the world. That’s fine as long as they don’t make their mark on the furniture.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets get a bit underfoot in March. They not only follow you everywhere, they tend to get there first. Just when you want to sit on the couch and watch tv, your pal is stretched on your favorite pillow. When you want to nap, who is lounging on the bed? Fool them and eat instead.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Let you Crab pets have the run of the house. You may even want to plan a little fresh air time for them. They pine for open spaces and room to roam. When all is said and done, by the end of the month you may find them more docile and amenable. Try bathing them....

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets can get into all sorts of mischief this March. Don’t be surprised if you find them howling at the moon and being extra amorous. Can you distract them with an extra treat or a new toy? Not likely. Better just give up and get them a date... or the right toy.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets seem especially needy this March. They crave your company and may follow  you around the house until they get underfoot. But enjoy this time with them. By next month they can go back to ignoring you... until dinnertime.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets seem especially needy this March. They crave your company and may follow  you around the house until they get underfoot. But enjoy this time with them. By next month they can go back to ignoring you... until dinnertime.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets have excessive amounts of energy this March and either race around the house or bolt for any open door. Keep an eye on them lest they get hurt, knock something over or get lost. Be sure that they get their necessary exercise too.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Who wants to have fun this March? Let’s guess... Scorp pets are even more playful than usual and seem to love to play anything. Toss them a new toy or get into the act yourself. You may be surprised how much fun you both can have... not to mention the needed exercise. Ahem.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
If your Sagittarian pet is a bit of a home body this March, let them enjoy their personal surroundings in peace. You may want to refresh their sleeping area with new pillows or blankets. Consider inviting some of their pals over for a playdate. Buy extra treats...

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Cap pets can be a bit ornery this March and can cause you extra stress. Be patient with them and give them some latitude. They are feisty and experimental so just try to move stuff out of their way and give them things to chew on and kick around.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Someone is very hungry all the time. Watch your Aquarian pets’ food intake in March. They seem to have insatiable appetites. The more you feed them the more they will eat. You may need to dole out smaller portions but more frequently. Ask your vet.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Give your shy Pisces pet much more attention and hugs this March. Toss them some rewards. Teach them new tricks, pet and play with them more than usual. The time is never wasted. They just want to believe that they are the apple of your eye. I guess they are.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: February 2010

Tell me where it hurts
February brings cuddles and love to all pets. Spend more time with them, spoil them with treats and grooming. The Sun moves into romantic Pisces mid-month and they may just reciprocate with a small gift or two!

Two book recommendations: from best selling author, Norm Wright, A Friend Like No Other: Life Lessons from the Dogs We Love shares tales of amazing loyalty and selflessness. And Tell Me Where It Hurts: A Day of Humor, Healing, and Hope in My Life as an Animal Surgeon is a veterinarian's heartwarming memoir.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are smart and alert all through February. Give them room to roam and let them test their intelligence by hiding their goodies and letting them search them out. Who knows what they will find? Lose anything recently?
 
TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Who needs a load of attention this month? Taurean pets. They have an urge to mingle and make their presence known. This may cause some jealousy in lesser beings but so what? Just be sure to keep a watchful eye during "playtime" though.
 
GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets seek quiet contemplation. Okay? they are looking for more nap time. Avoid strenuous activity and give them a chance to recharge this February. Sprinkle your words with a little kiss and hug. An extra treat couldn't hurt either....hint hint.
 
CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Crab pets are off and running this February and may not listen to you. They get into all sorts of mischief as the month progresses. But you need to keep them on a short leash lest they get lost. Reward, don't punish.
 
LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Give your Leo pet loads of attention this February. They will demand it anyway and you won't be able to sleep, read or think. Surround them with friends and guests who lavish attention on them. They aren't called King (or Queen) for nothing!
 
VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Your Virgo pet need loads of love this valentines month. They may become especially clingy and attuned to your mood. Be happy and they will be happy. Be loud and they will raise the roof. Be quiet and so will they. What a great idea!
 
LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets remember where all the bones are buried and the catnip is hidden. Their filing system may extend into the back of your closet. They are busy busy busy and seem hell bent on taking care of business. This too shall pass.
 
SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Who paces in front of the door and the windows? Scorpio pets need to get out and explore this February. They won't even complain when you place them in their travel box. That is as long as you are not taking them to the vet.
 
SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Lazy Sagittarian pets are content to lounge in the warmest place in the house. Make their environment comfortable, quiet and calm. While they are not usually into solitude, they are merely planning their next big move. Warning -- Next month they will howl up a storm!
 
CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capripets are into the basics in February. A simple rag will do. An old bone is as tasty as a new one. Save your money for March when they suddenly decide that they need everything new .. and expensive
 
AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
First impressions are lasting impressions so a expect your Aquarius pet to make a strong impression on any guest. They love to get in your face. Lock them in the bedroom if you can when strangers are in the house.
 
PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Shy Piscean pets come out of their shells in February. Although they may try to hide, take them out and make them interact with new people and animals. This time of year offers new opportunities and new beginnings for them.

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: January 2010

Tell me where it hurts

Happy New Year! All pets and their parents have reason to celebrate and ring in the new year. All these planets in Capricorn guarantee success in any venture.

Two book recommendations: from best selling author, Norm Wright, A Friend Like No Other: Life Lessons from the Dogs We Love shares tales of amazing loyalty and selflessness. And Tell Me Where It Hurts: A Day of Humor, Healing, and Hope in My Life as an Animal Surgeon is a veterinarian's heartwarming memoir.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are on a mission and want to get the job done this January. These industrious souls are on the prowl for anything and everything. Give them a task and watch them in action. Purrfection is guaranteed. Grreat!!

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Ring...ring...Taurus pets seem to hear the world calling. They want to expand their horizons. Be careful that they do not wander too far off track. Don’t leave any doors or windows open. At very least keep a watchful eye on them.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are ablaze with sexual drive. All these planets in Capricorn rev them into overdrive and they cannot be dissuaded from their merging missions. Keep them entertained and groom them constantly.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are anxious for companionship and may stick close to you through out the month. They demand more attention than usual from you. Give them a treat to show them you care. A hug or two can’t hurt either!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets seem to have insatiable appetites this month and may be putting on extra weight. It may be hard to curb them now, but at very least feed them with healthy foods that are less fattening and keep them in exercise mode.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Jolly Virgo pets are pranksters this January, getting into mischief and looking silly. They crave an audience so try to give them more attention and accolades. A new toy couldn’t hurt either.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets find that home is a perfect center of activity in January. Create an opportunity for them to have a few of their pals over. Change is also beneficial; Moving the furniture around has an energizing effect on these guys.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are very vocal this January and may take to hissing, cooing, barking or meowing at all times of day and night. They may be trying to tell you something. How can you quiet them down? By giving them lots and lots of love.... or treats.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets are very interested in their possessions. Whether it’s a fancy toy or a used sock, they want to have them in a particular place where they can keep their eye on them. Sometimes they may hide a few items. Be careful of where you step. Ouch!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
January is the time of year for Capripets to shine. They make good use of their time with boundless energy, and great enthusiasm . They are ready to meet and greet as many new people and new pals as possible. Their charisma is sky high.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets have a few secrets up their paws, wings  and tails. They may take to hiding a few of them in the back of your closet or under the bed. If you have trouble finding them this January, just wait until February or until the cheese begins to smell.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)

Friendships will seem exceptionally important to Pisces pets now. It is a good idea to invite a few of their pals over for a play session or find a way to give them fresh air. Stimulation is very important to satisfy their curiosity. And we know how important THAT is!

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Pet Horoscope for Dogs and Cats: December 2009

Dewey2Jolly Santa is bringing treats for all good pets this December. Make this holiday season purrfect by providing extra attention to all their needs. In return, you may get a little present or two from them. New toy anyone? 

Recommended reading and great gift ideas for all pet lovers: Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are feeling their oats this December. Mars is heating up their sex drive and they may be tempted to bite off more than they can chew. Keep them away from stuffed animals...

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Bull pets need a bit more attention and grooming than usual this December. Try not to travel too much and leave them alone - they will mope. See if there is a way you can take them with you on your journeys.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets are ready for a full range of activities this December. Energetic Mars can spur them to new feats of mischief. Don't allow them to sleep the day away; exercise can bring good results.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
The Crab pet (and your pet crab...) is in the holiday spirit this December, and why not? Mars is turning up the juice on fun and frolic while other planets are encouraging them to explore new territory (like your sock drawer).

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets stick close to home and hearth this December. Spoil them by refurbishing their sleeping area with fresh items. A new box next to a favorite sleeping place will make them especially happy.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are a bit more boisterous than usual this December. They have animal magnetism and can’t wait to tell the world, courtesy of forceful Mars. These guys must give their opinion and give it NOW! They’ll settle down in January...

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets are even more acquisitive than usual this December. Don’t be surprised if you step on their acquisitions in the middle of the night. Take note - They will  share their stash with those who allow them to be the center of attention.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Give your Scorpio pal a new project, new stimuli or even a new "look" in appearance (like little deer antlers?). They hanker for a change, thanks to energetic Mars and don’t mind meowing, barking or croaking you about it courtesy of the Sun in Capricorn.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Wandering Sagittarian pets are on a tear, forging ahead into unknown territories, like out of the window, along the roof and around the corner into a neighbor’s yard. Keep an eye on them to be sure that they don’t stray too far this December!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capripets have good fortune upon good fortune in December when the Sun shines in their sign. They attract new friends and are quite popular with old ones too. Keep their holiday spirits up by giving them fresh air.. and plenty of treats!

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets are on a mission. They have many things to accomplish before the end of the year so don’t stand in their way. Maybe they’ll even tell you where they hid the half chewed piece of food...

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets are rather intuitive and seem to know what you are about to do. This is good if you have an extra treat for them. But try finding them when they have to go to the vet - Good luck!

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Pet Horoscope -- August 2009

Dewey2It is certainly the dog (and cat) days of August! Sun in Leo makes your pets charming and full of fun. But watch out -- they may need much, much more attention. Well... okay! Recommended reading for all pet lovers. Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets are even more playful than usual in August. Give them plenty of space to roam but also keep a watchful eye on their activities. They could get into mischief. Warn the neighbors!

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
If your Taurus pet is more interested in alone time this August, let them have it. Call it a recharging of their batteries or just plain laziness. Let them have an area of the house that is theirs so they can feel “independent.”

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Where are you? Gemini pets are under the radar. You can find them hiding in their favorite spots or sneaking around the corners away from sight. A case of shyness? I bet you can tempt them out with a treat.... err make that several treats.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Spoil your Cancer pet this August with a new toy. Play with them and chase them around the house. They respond well to extra stimulation and can be persuaded to exercise. This the best way to do so. Well, the only way!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
The feisty Leo energy cannot be suppressed this August. Keep your Leo pets on a tight leash and watch for any open doors and windows. Let them know that they are the best and they will be happy to stay close to you through the month.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are on a mission whether it’s collecting all their insects  into a corner or arranging your chewed shoes under the bed. They are very organized and love to keep an inventory. Let’s hope it’s not on your pillow.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Give Libra pets something to keep their mind off their wanderlust. They are sexy and very active. There is no telling where they will go and what mischief they will get into. Hello Mom and Dad!

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are interested in being with another furry or scaly friend all through August. Arrange some play dates for them. If their friends are scare, an extra cuddle or treat from you couldn’t hurt.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Be sure to give your Sadge pet a bit more grooming this August. Maybe its the weather, maybe it’s their energy level but you can make them more comfortable and happy with a bath or a brush. Check their diet too.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Cap pets may hit into things around the house. Watch out for possible breakage and keep a careful eye on anything that is fragile or irreplaceable. Let them roam the rumpus room and create a rumpus there.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarius pets are fun loving and full of love this August. Will you be the lucky recipient? They are raring to go! Lucky you! Let them roam the house or backyard to diffuse some of that frantic merriment.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets may move their favorite things around or find a new special hiding place to stash their loot. They can be very imaginative. Try setting up a mirror for them to peer into. Who’s that???

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Pet Horoscope -- July 2009

Dewey2How hot and steamy can July get? I guess it depends upon the planets. Expect your pet to be wooly so water liberally... Recommended reading for all pet lovers. Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets have no trouble making their opinions known, but may be barking up the wrong tree. On the bright side, they seem to be especially industrious now. Toss ‘em a thank you bone or catnip...

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurus pets hoard their treasures for most of July. Learn to share. By the end of the month, they are friendly pals again. Everybody into the pool! Shake, shake, shake to dry off.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Personal charisma soars for all Gemini pets and they demand to be the center of attention. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on how you can train them to behave in front of strangers. How much do you like your shoes chewed?

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets seem to possess great self confidence this July. Give them loads of love and let them show off their great personalities. Later in the month, they hunger for more and more food. Stock up on the goodies.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets are surrounded by friends for most of July. They travel in packs and while away the time. Social obligations build to a frenzy, so be careful to keep an eye on them so they don’t run astray.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets can appear to others to be kind, warm, personable and gracious, even if they are not so inclined! They are hard at work this July on ... what I don’t know, but it seems important to them. How many bugs can you eat?

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Libra pets have wanderlust this July. They are absolutely energized and raring to go. At the same time, they seem especially generous with their swags and toys. Thank you for the saliva encrusted squeeze toy.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are ... ahem... especially sexually active this month but you should be a little choosy with their  partners. Too much fun will have its penalties, like a new litter of little ‘uns. Keep their fires of passion burning, but dish it out selectively, match by match.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarius pets direct their energies to you, you, you. Not a moment too soon; you were getting a little too miffed at their independence anyway. Relax a bit and let the good times roll.

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets have the energy to tackle any and all tasks with supreme efficiency. Need something guarded? They are on the job. Need something eaten? Consider it done. Need someone to cuddle? Count them in.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Party animal! There is no stopping Aquarius pets this month as the energy compels them to perform, play or pounce with reckless abandon. They are having fun. How about you?

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets enjoy hanging around the home and fully enjoying their surroundings. If you find them especially lazy, cut them some slack. This July is their down time; let them recharge their batteries and prowl around next month.

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Pet Horoscope - June 2009

Dewey2June is a breath of summer air and all pets feel in the summer celebration mode. Give them loads of attention and fresh air now. A little treat couldn’t hurt either.... Recommended reading for all pet lovers. Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets may stay close to home this June as the Sun sits in Gemini. Be sure that they have loads of fresh water and  a clean play and sleep space. Otherwise, they may be forced to find a new place to lounge... say... on your pillow.

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
Taurean pets are more vocal than usual offering symphonies of sounds to delight and possibly annoy you. Let them express themselves - you can’t stop them now anyway. The Sun in Gemini eventually moves on. Maybe not soon enough.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets shine in early June as the sun sits in their sign. Give them loads of attention... or else. They are extremely sociable now and it seems like every pet in the neighborhood gravitates to them. Stock up on extra treats!

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Cancer pets are very secretive this June and may be hiding their treasures around the house. Nothing you can do about it! Wait until mid-month when the Sun enters Cancer to begin your treasure hunt. Don’t put it off too long!

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Expect a barrage of company for you Leo pet this June. The Sun sits in gregarious Gemini and brings all their furry, feathery and scaley friends to their door. Maybe you should let them venture a bit, under your very watchful eye.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Virgo pets are on a mission in June. They have work to do and you must give them time and space to do it. Keep a few treats handy - they are expecting a reward for their efforts and will look to you to do it.

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
Keep a leash on your Libra pet this June. They are apt to wander off in search of adventure. The Sun in Cancer suggests that they may also be a little dreamy now. Keep their attention by providing extra play and grooming time.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Scorpio pets are hot to trot this June and may be on the prowl for amourous liasions. Lucky you! These guys are usually on the prowl but this month it may be difficult to keep track of them. You have been warned.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarius pets are planning their next adventure and may get into all sorts of mischief in June. Keep an eye on them; they may be apt to topple a prized vase or chew on your favorite shoe. All in a days work!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capricorn pets want loads of attention from you this June so give it to them. The sun shines in Cancer until the 23rd which means that they are happiest snuggling with you or with a playmate. Make their sleeping areas extra special this month.

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarius pets don’t know the meaning of the word sleep this June as the sun in Cancer makes them extra industrious. Work, work, work! Give them plenty of projects or something interesting to look at so they have something to fill the time.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets are only interested in having fun this June, so let them have fun. If that means sleeping in the sun, great. If that means burrowing in the closet, you have been warned!

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Pet Horoscope - May 2009

Dewey2Merry May comes in on sturdy paws and wings and you might find that your furry, scaley and feathery friend has more courage and self-assuredness than usual. By mid-month, the Sun moves into Gemini and sparks all sorts of shenanigans. Bring out all the playthings! Recommended reading for all pet lovers. Here's a heartwarming, inspiring story, Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World and an entertaining, masterfully written tale of a man and the stray dog he adopted Merle's Door: Lessons from a Freethinking Dog.

ARIES   (MARCH 21 - APRIL 20)
Aries pets get the word out in May and engage in shameless self-promotion throughout the month. Let them enjoy their freedom and feistiness while the summer shines. There’s always time for restraint in the fall.... err maybe....

TAURUS   (APRIL 21 - MAY 21)
The planets signify a time for reflection followed by swift action; A time to plan and implement action for future projects.. or at least another meal. Taurean pets may appear to be on a mission, but can be easily diverted by a new thing in their dish.

GEMINI   (MAY 22 - JUNE 21)
Gemini pets love to share their stuff and this May, "give unto others" is the key to true happiness. I’m not sure what you can do with an old piece of string or chewed bone but always remember to say thank you with a treat.

CANCER   (JUNE 22 - JULY 23)
Friends gravitate around Cancerian pets this May. These sensitive souls always want to help a friend in need but can go to the extreme. Keep an eye on them lest they stray too far from home and get lost.

LEO   (JULY 24 - AUGUST 23)
Leo pets may make themselves absent just to see how much you miss them this May. These guys yearn to be admired and stroked and may not feel as if they are getting enough adulation. Decide if you want them to sit and sulk or if you just love to hug them all the time.

VIRGO   (AUGUST 24 - SEPTEMBER 23)
Randy Virgo pets may be very ... ahem... sexually active this May. It may be well advised to keep them in the confines of the house or in an area where you can monitor their activities they don’t run away to have their fun. Hi Mom and Dad!

LIBRA   (SEPTEMBER 24 - OCTOBER 23)
The early part of May will turn out to be the perfect time for your Libra pet to seek or reinforce one-to-one relationships. The month looks ripe for deep involvements and heavy emotional interactions... or maybe an afternoon snooze on the couch with you.

SCORPIO   (OCTOBER 24 - NOVEMBER 22)
Active Scorpio pets may yearn to take it easy and be a bit lazier than usual this May. Life is more than the day to day grind. They may pay a bit more attention to you so be prepared to give them a little more attention too.

SAGITTARIUS   (NOVEMBER 23 - DECEMBER 22)
Sagittarian pets will play all they want in the early part of May, but may be on a personal mission by the end of the month. Maybe that means getting into the food supply or burying a particular treasure at the back of your closet. Surprise!

CAPRICORN   (DECEMBER 23 - JANUARY 20)
Capripets work quietly and efficiently in the background and build up their little arsenal of toys carefully and quietly this May. Buy them a few new things to let them know that you really care. If it squeaks or rings, all the better!

AQUARIUS   (JANUARY 21 - FEBRUARY 19)
Aquarian pets stay close to home this May when home and hearth become a center of their activities and source of joy. Also, it may be because flea season is rearing its ugly head and they may be more susceptible than usual.

PISCES   (FEBRUARY 20 - MARCH 20)
Pisces pets seem to lack self confidence but that is all a facade. Communication is at a peak and they will ask for the world and expect to receive. Think before you give. It will only spur them to ask for even more!

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